cotylorhynchus

this grave keeper edible aint shit

who gors there ,

when u are holding a hammer everything looks like a nail -> when u are holding a point and shoot camera every sight looks incomparably ephemerally beautiful

it's kinda sad that slop is such a popular pejorative now. after all it has done to nourish the noble hog

I was originally hiding behind your shower curtain to murder you but after listening to you grunt and fart and blast the potty for 10 minutes I think I'm just going to go home

hey guys have we considered that most of our mental problems come from being individualistic and self centered when we're supposed to be communal and cared for

Imagine being JD Vance, who makes such a huge part of his personality being catholic. The pope himself takes time to lecture you on compassion then promptly DIES. The pope uses one of his last hours on earth to tell you that you suck at your religion on EASTER. And then DIES. Anyway RIP Pope Francis

dead

ah yes, lasagna

He doesn't show her face. He tries not to laugh at a basic question so she's not embarrassed. Films his reaction, and is so kind. This is SUCH a good video.

Michael, you would fall and turn the white snow red as strawberries in the summertime.

The End Of All Things // Adolin

Full version containing spoilers for the end of Wind and Truth below the cut:

fondly remembering when pope francis said he hopes hell is empty. top pope francis moments. right up there with him saying some seminaries are too faggy

haymitch carrying lou lou and hiding under a group of willow trees so the capitol can’t take her body right away, to years later, katniss singing the meadow song to a dying rue which starts with the line, “deep in the meadow, under the willow”

the fact that i'm no longer the same age as the protagonists of novels and films i once connected to is so heartbreaking. there was a time when I looked forward to turning their age. i did. and i also outgrew them. i continue to age, but they don't; never will. the immortality of fiction is beautiful, but cruel.

i think there’s actually nothing better than being randomly told “I love you” after doing something characteristically stupid. Like what do you mean I’m a lovable person and I just did something silly and you thought “of course you would do that. I love you.”. No better feeling

In fifth grade a boy tried to impress me by swallowing a whole tadpole live and I punched him so hard that he puked and the tadpole was fine.

I kept it in a terrarium and it became a normal 🐸 despite everything. About a year afterward (I thought) it died, so I sadly put it in a shoebox in the shed until the ground thawed enough for a proper funeral but when that day came I opened the box and the frog was fine.

This is funnier than anything I have ever said.

This post is to Easter what a Geiger counter is to radiation.

Shoutout to my dad who accidentally moved into an up and coming black lgbt neighborhood and was very disappointed to learn that all of his “new friends” weren’t actually interested in how to use iNaturalist or where he saw coyotes on his walks 😔🙏🏻

You misunderstand. My father has accidentally been on multiple dates now with multiple guys he was hoping wanted to be friends 😅

Oh bless him

Man's oblivious to his bright and colorful legband.

A green anole is a member of the iguana family btw. If you even care.

this could be the snart of something big

this could be the snort of something pig

I made him into a pin

I LOVE him!!! I hope he serves you well on your travels

i just started the Way of Kings and obvi my fave character is going to be dude who suffers