Sauron Dies Mid Sex

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I hate it when you’re reading smut and you can’t figure out what position they’re in.

sometimes it just ends up being something like

ITS BACK

lord 

Y’ALL NEED JESUS

Please stop reblogging this post

This post made my water break

In honor of my daughter’s first birthday next week, I’m sharing the post that made me laugh so hard that it broke my water.

WHAT

This is how Tulkas has sex btw

I refuse to believe Tulkas is this sloppy with his wife. This is actually Tulkas having sex with Morgoth after Morgoth “was hurled upon his face”.

I hate it when you’re reading smut and you can’t figure out what position they’re in.

sometimes it just ends up being something like

ITS BACK

lord 

Y’ALL NEED JESUS

Please stop reblogging this post

This post made my water break

In honor of my daughter’s first birthday next week, I’m sharing the post that made me laugh so hard that it broke my water.

WHAT

Filling out interest trackers shoyld be considered cruel and unusual punishment. Heres my stupid blog with my stupid blorbos that i want to throw at yours fucking kill me

y’know what’s worse. Wanting to interact with one specific guy it’s so fucking embarrassing it’s like i’m writing my own call out post right now

…so my local university brit may be coming over. I’m not gonna hold my breath but i hope everythibg works out

LOCAL BRIT IS ONE STEP CLOSER TO COMING OVER soon he will be my boyfriend.

reblog and put top three stories (series/podcasts/books/movies/etc) youd recommend for everyone

I'm having tender Angbang feels. I just want to scoop up these devilish little gremlins, put them into a volcano play pen and watch them fuck shit up and each other

Oh that comfort vibe of destruction... It makes people do silly things and create gorgeous oeuvre... imagine me winking

The idea that they made a volcano just to fuck in it , I mean destroy things around them, is Canon.

You can't convince me otherwise

p.s. And to fuck in it literally

Everyone approved

Remind me to write volcano sex for them sometime. Several things will end up... erupting

Fëanor, in the halls of Mandos: *deep sigh* You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.

Fingolfin, also in the halls of Mandos: Okay, but what about Finarfin?

Fëanor: ...What about Finarfin?

Fingolfin: He didn't die a hero; in fact, he's still alive, and he never became the villain at all.

Fëanor: See, this is why I don't like talking to you.

Assume all the water is your preferred temperature.

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Sometimes I think about Thranduil feeling Mirkwood waste away in his bones because he's rotting inside too, inextricably bound to the fate of his realm

I need mutuals to share and scream over wips with… magbe that’s why writing is so unenjoyable. i like writing with people

Also you have to reply the way i want you to and also you have to quote passages you like and keysmash and go “what if this happened” and you have to talk about your blorbo being inserted in my fic and kiss my feet and share your wips with me. If you’re interested in the application