anyone who said ryan gosling couldn’t pull off ken apologize NOW
“he’s too old” “he’s not enough of a himbo” “he won’t put his all into it” this one photo just proved u wrong

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anyone who said ryan gosling couldn’t pull off ken apologize NOW
“he’s too old” “he’s not enough of a himbo” “he won’t put his all into it” this one photo just proved u wrong
What’s your thoughts on sexual relations with robots?
i turned this computer on like 5 minutes ago can i have a brief moment of peace before i have to read these things please
you turned the computer on 😳
in addition to the fact that people just have different natural rhythms, a big reason why we can’t seem to go to bed as early as we “should” is that nighttime is, for many of us, our safest and most fulfilling time of day. we don’t have to work, we won’t be contacted by bosses or insurance companies or collection agencies or other suffocating life business… we’re likely only to be contacted by our friends, or by no one at all. night time is release; it’s ours. we can rest or recreate. we can do things we actually want to do. who would choose to cut that short?? just to usher in the next morning when our lives are not our own again? nighttime is precious and nothing could be more normal than the desire to embrace this
So, y’all remember that post that said animals in urban areas slowly became nocturnal to avoid encounters with humans? Apparently that includes humans.
Specifically, to “swash a buckler” referred to the act of pounding a buckler (small shield) against one’s own chest as a sort of macho display.
fun game: turn these compound agent nouns around
pocketpicker, bucklerswasher, coatturner, swordseller, witlacker, throatcutter
but then also fightfire and saynay
Ethan, you wanna see some shit?
Wait until the end
someone has installed both cat and raccoon software onto this dog
yeah that’s a Malinois. they do that
I don't actually care about actors needing to be queer to play queer roles because that leads to very bad outcomes with forcing people out of the closet BUT I do think we should hire a more out gay people to play straight roles. And they should be vocally disgusted with it in interviews and visibly bad at it on screen. You know, to balance things out
This is where we need that interview with Sir Ian McKellen where he explains he was able to do a heterosexual scene because his friend and fellow-actor Edward Petherbridge drew him some how-to diagrams.
Same
Also I love how much appreciation the Finnish language has been getting - it's insane 😭😭❤️
How terms related to "shipping" are used within fandom spaces: the original meanings and how they've been twisted.
Proship
Proshipper
Anti(-shipper)
every time my bf says “for the time being” i respond with “for the time bean” and then we say “all hail the time bean” and carry on the conversation like nothing happened
Never forget that all of Liverpool chanted CHA CHA CHA every time Loreen got points.
if i was an animal and i knew i was being observed and researched i would do something super fucked up. but only once. never again. ruin their lives. keep them guessing.
oh i can’t fucking believe this. the gods—they smote me. just smited me out of the blue. i’ve been smit. they gave me absolutely no warning before smating me. smoted my guts all over the place. with thunderbolts and everything. absolutely smurted me
linguists and philosophers don’t know how this word works really
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The fuck did you say to me
wait ok mutuals what do you guys call your parents???????
Hey! What the fuck is going on in here
no where else
There's having sock puppet accounts, and then there's putting on a puppet show.