last night i had a dream that i logged in to tumblr dot com and everything was like it was in the days of yore and all my friends were here posting the Good Olde Content

so i logged in and alas found it not so but i think maybe if i post this the call will be heard and we will all return to circulate funny pictures of goats once more

100% what i meant and i am appalled that i have clearly been away so long that it did not even occur to me to pepper this post with lotr references

how do u pick up the threads of an old life.....

me trying to make a fresh start in the new year

Not elegant enough to be a vampire…. . not jock enough to be a werewolf.. ..

goblin it is

https://t.co/Au7sUfRN05

me: why is everyone IGNORING me also me: *leaves phone on Do Not Disturb 24/7, only replies in group chats once every three days, keeps everyone on read for days and distances myself because (cuckoo clock noise)*

Hehehe

imagine being the first amish bitch in your village to like get your body done like ass shots titties done and like beat face contoured… and then you walked into like the saloon or whatever amish people have and everyone dropped their irish fiddles and was shookedt? like everyone churning butter was just in shock and you walked across the artisanal wood floors in your wantmylook.com thigh high lace up heeled boots like your life depended on it… yes god

my mans jedediah looks away in humility but you KNOW he’s churnin butter that night……milkin a different cow…..

Why y'all doing this when you know the Amish are not here to defend themselves.

just in case we lose this legendary post due to titty restrictions

When tumblr stops existing on the 17th follow me irl by coming to my house I’ll stand on an upturned crate and hold up funny pictures for all of you

Truth coming out of her well (with female-presenting nipples) to shame everyone

Ppbbbbbbt

Its not friday but my mood is

ゆ き ‏@nori__boc ゆきうさぎさん

Snow rabbit

Elamite musician, 12th-7th century BC

ZZ Top, 2017 AD

hey bro

my body is a temple and every day tiny gremlins break in and spray paint dicks on the walls and piss on the floor

Me every time I go into my room

me trying to achieve inner peace