me @ the demons that stand at the end of my bed:

it’s a lot warmer under the covers if you wanna come cuddle

me, decomposing on my bed: sending you all good vibes :)

“short people stick together” how about we stack together. if enough of us unite we can be the ultimate tall person

(;•́︿•̀  ;) h….hewwo…?

  ……. (　•́  ‸•̀｀) hewwo….? is anybodwy hewre…?

*BANG*

｀Σ ( •́△•̀|||)｀ HEWWO?!? HEWWO!!?!!?????

sorry, i missed *aims again*

You halfway through Dinner w/ parents when she says "Daddy can you pass the yams"...

Out of instinct you reach for it the same time her pops do…sooo now her dad looking at you like..

Meanwhile you looking back like…

Yo girl sitting there like..

& Her mom lowkey freak ass sitting there like…

Grandma be like

Grandpa be like

The dog like

The cat like

The bird like..

The Uncle under his breath like…..

Pastors wife be like

Ohmygawd 😂

Love it

Big brother be like

I have to reblog this 😂 I just have to!

Too funny not to post

* i HAD to, i can’t breathe*

life is a lot like shaking trees in animal crossing. sometimes there’s bees

girl what he do

men are honestly so dumb it’s enchanting

im washing me and my clothes bitch

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