when ppl think being a multifaceted human being who shows different sides of themselves depending on how comfortable they are in different situations makes you …”fake” …

A beginner’s guide t

For their birthday last year, bought eggs from the horrors of World War II.

Learn or do something and people and made by some work right.

i didnt even realize this was a bot post and i forreal thought i was having an aneurysm 

mailman: *tries to put mail in my doors mail slot*

me: *shoves my sword through and goes for the knees*

a video of people running backwards put in reverse is like they’re being chased by someone mildly intimidating

everyone needs to see this

ALL 👏🏾 OF 👏🏾 THEM 👏🏾

This post goes harder than any post has ever gone before.

the sheer amount of Fucks Not Given in these photos is creating a Black Hole Of Ungiven Fucks, sucking in all the bullshit over the Fuck You event horizon and trapping it so the bullshit can’t escape. It’s gorgeous. 

Me when my dog does something bad and my whole family starts getting mad at him

What could a frog possibly have done to get scolded

You’d be surprised

this is a true ally 

The Kirbys of the dog world. (via paul_haine)

always reblog 

I LOVE THEM

Street Art: Before & After.

I love these…..

Chaotic Good

My favorite part is that these are going to be someone’s neighborhood landmarks. “Turn left at the saxaphone player,” “yeah I work in the shop right next to the Princess Leia fire hydrant,” “if you pass the shady guy selling watches, you’ve gone too far.” The urban and suburban worlds are so funny of random infrastructure points that you’re just supposed to ignore, like those big metal wiring cabinets on the side of the road and all those backflow preventers all over the place. With just a little paint, now they have friendly, comprehensible meaning.

this is the content i signed up for

Smug face of a free man

someone out there feels better because you exist

If you need any induction to just how lost my tablet pen is, I found my circa 2012 ipod touch

Found the charger too

And now we wait

Oh honey

HOLY FUCK

GUYS LOOK

HOLY FUCK

when history speaks from the realm of lost items

via weheartit

John Mulaney, a true ADHD icon

I love how he gave this bit at an autism benefit because it is also a heavy Autism Mood™

This is the most relatable thing I’ve ever seen.

Omg