where's me package...

ahar. Twas cast overboard

aye.....killing meself

holy fuck

this is the only cool place that has ever existed in the history of humankind

nothing else has ever mattered

Loving your brown dark eyes is realising that no one can do better the blue eye shadow than you.

adding onto it!

@under-palemoonlight

i’m gonna be honest i didn’t even read the tweet because i had to hit reblog too fast when i saw this guy’s name is “i like hitting police because i am homosexual”

@noko444

Meeting of the Minds in the Outer Banks.

to everyone in the notes like ‘wow, I didn’t know sea turtles were that big!’: they’re not (this is not a leatherback), this is photoshopped. The horse image is a stock photo, to which the sea turtle (wildly out of scale) and the man with the camera were added.

source

Please note however that there are many beach turtles that can attain enormous size relative to horses, as seen in this completely unedited and unaltered real photograph that I took this morning:

Meeting of the Minds in the Outer Banks.

to everyone in the notes like ‘wow, I didn’t know sea turtles were that big!’: they’re not (this is not a leatherback), this is photoshopped. The horse image is a stock photo, to which the sea turtle (wildly out of scale) and the man with the camera were added.

source

Please note however that there are many beach turtles that can attain enormous size relative to horses, as seen in this completely unedited and unaltered real photograph that I took this morning:

FOOLS. YOU’RE ALL FOOLS.

Y'know. Can't remember the last time I saw a dickbutt.

take some time this week to archive online content you care about, it could disappear or get harder to find at any point! youtube channels, blogs, images, personal chat logs, you name it

PSA! gfycat.com is shutting down and deleting all content and data on the site on September 1, 2023. if you have any fav gifs hosted there, grab them NOW!!!!

you people will reblog anything

voiced it <3

the BEST THING about America is that one of their timezones is called mountain time. i cannot tell you how funny that is to me. it sure is always time for mountains in one fourth of america

1/4 of you guys live like this

Yeah that tracks

my mom loves to lie and like she always swears she was NEVER homophobic or anything to me as a child “i even have a gay work friend” but a really funny memory resurfaced recently where i asked if i could use birthday money i had to buy a rainbow flag when i was like ??? 7?? because i LOVED rainbows. and she said no that means something Evil and god will hate you . so what did i do. but ask my grandmom for a rainbow sweater for christmas and proceed to only wear that sweater for three years when it got cold because i didnt like the idea that god hated colors and i wanted to challenge him

normal 7 year old with religious trauma: oh no god can hear my thoughts and punish me

me: either you are wrong about god or god is wrong and i will fight him and i will be the one to find out

me at 7: he would not fucking say that

yes she did she also took me in for 2 years so i could finish college and get a job when my mama kicked me out for transitioning during the pandemic my grandma has been an ally since day 1

she put her thingy on my whatever until something happens. i guess. idk :/

She whosit on my whatsit til I thingamabob

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20/26

A series of events:

1. I put in an Annual Leave request form almost 3 weeks ago and my boss has not approved it yet

2. I went into my office today and replaced every single writing utensil with crayons in preparation for April Fools Day on Monday

3. Whilst searching for pens to remove, I found my unsigned Annual Leave form in my boss’s drawer

4. I placed my unsigned Annual Leave form in a photo frame and put it on his desk

5. The frame I used was from a photo of his kids that I deemed less important than my Leave form

6. My boss sometimes goes into the office on Saturdays to work

7.

Happy 2 year anniversary to the post that my old boss allegedly now has framed in his office, next to the recovered photo of his children.

I put a smell on you

cats when they headbutt you

Fun fact about Danish: "Spurt" means "a quick run" and "slut" means "ending." So when stores have a quick sale that's about to end they'll often combine the two words

i love how in FL cannibalism is for the most part only hinted at like ‘ohhh they have such ‘’’’’terrible table manners’’’’’’’’ if you know what i mean’ and the player character has to put in a good bit of effort to even interact with cannibals, much less eat human flesh. 

and then in sunless sea its like ‘whoops im out of supplies better eat my crew haha’ 

listen i don’t know anything about Fallen London but you abbreviating it to FL made me think this was something happening in Florida and as someone who lives in Florida, i was prepared to believe it

I do believe it. I’ve met some weird hangry people here.

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22/26

would you like to play with me?

Oh fuck i have to kill that thing

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22/26

we have already. They don't know exactly what is up with it, other than the sweat being slightly more acidic than normal and the acidic mantle being thicker and Way more acidic than normal, but it doesn't seem to have anything to do with acidosis. As far as we have tested, our family has had this since at least my great grandpa, and the guy lived to be 93 years old.

What the fuck.

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23/26

for the entire time Baldur's Gate 3 has been out, not to mention early access, I have not seen a single correctly colored tiefling, so I suppose I have to do everything by myself around here.

me, suddenly connecting the dots on which mutuals are reblogging this: