to anyone having a bad day im so sorry also here are some pictures of baby elephants
feel better friend
notbolin
#that last gif #just #oh my god #the entire foundation behind the creation of the Powerpuff Girls #was that Professor wanted to have children #and in the process he made a huge mistake regarding Chemical X #but you know what? #he still treated them like angels #and raised them as such #and #hearing his daughters recognize him as his father #even if they’re not biologically related #is just #the best thing in the world #and makes him so happy
takua-hijacked-the-tardis
Right in my feels ;w;
Source: j-dempsie
It’s one of my theories that when people give you advice, they’re really just talking to themselves in the past.
Mark Epstein (via doll)
“He’s a 57 year old fuckwit. He shot – he is – he shot three people at an abortion clinic, ‘cause he was pro life. How can you be pro life and shoot someone?” – Russell Howard on the man who attacked an abortion clinic in Colorado. [x]
It’s Murder time at college so everything’s chaos
A few people have been asking so let me explain
Murder’s a game my college does every year where everyone’s given a plastic knife with someone’s name on it. The knives are shoved under your door at midnight and for the next week you have to try and ‘kill’ the person on your knife. If you kill them, you get their knife and have to kill that person, and so on, until there is one lone survivor. You can’t kill someone in the dining hall or in their room, or if they’re naked. I’m pretty sure the prize is a bottle of vodka.
It gets super intense; some floors unscrew most of their lights to make it harder to find the right person, or keep the fire emergency doors closed with black garbage bags taped up so you can’t even see into the floor. Some people walk around in nothing but a towel so that if someone comes at them they can just drop it and be immune. People walk in groups. Everyone’s suspicious of everyone. Friends are no longer trusted. No one and nowhere is safe.
beyoncescock
i want this