i didn't have "i'm broken" teenage asexual angst i had "i'm literally being the only reasonable one about this concept and the rest of you are behaving like fucking freaks" perception issues
Is it okay to be allo and yet find this deeply relatable?
All my friends: BOOOOOOOOYS 💜💜💜💜💜❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥👀👀👀👀
Me: I mean, they’ve always existed.
Friends: You don’t want to immediately pounce on them?
Me: There are a couple I can think of who pouncing on sounds nice. But you sound enamored of all of them, and I am confused.
Friends: So you like girls?
Me: …also yes, but I’m not sure that’s the disconnect I’m having.
people on tv: *cannot pass up a single opportunity to have sex with a sexy new person*
me: ...i do not think it is all that hard not to have sex with someone
me: …i do not think
it is all that hard not to
have sex with someone
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.











