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@curious0stranger

Persist to resist; no one should struggle to exist✊🏽💜 ✨✨✨✨
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These socks are uncommonly cozy to wear and provide just the right amount of quirky, fun style. It's perfect for the Crocodile enthusiast in your life, the novelty sock lover, or the one who loves to be cozy. One Size Fits All. Adult Size.

I’m wearing these right now omg

I have a pair they're amazing

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glumshoe

Theoretically I don’t object to the idea of Harley Quinn moving away from The Joker’s influence and having that reflected in her costume, but that’s… not what her character designers have done. They’ve dropped the clown theme for a design based on a skimpy cheerleading uniform in the same colors as her traditional costume. If Harley’s costume change is supposed to reflect a new idependence, it shouldn’t be based on her old costume at all and should be something new and cool to represent self-reinvention, not just “we didn’t think the clown theme was sexy enough to sell to a modern audience”.

HOWEVER. You know what would be fun? If Harley decided to out-clown the Joker and steal his theme from him. Commit to the act in a way he never could and actually take up classes on clowning and physical comedy. Become Dr. Harley Quinn, the DCU’s leading expert on being a clown. When people think “the clown from Gotham” they don’t think of The Joker at all. That would be sweet, sweet revenge that I would love to read.

“The clown from Gotham.” “Which one?” “The one who knows what she’s doing.”

“It’s that clown again.” “I thought he was in Metropolis this week?” “Clown as in clown, not clown as in embarrassment to humanity.” “Oh, the doctor.”

Doctor Clown

(nodding) Doctor Clown.

Harley Quinn showing up to clown school and *committing 1000%*, just so she can use ‘i betcha you never even went to clown school’ as a sick burn, sometime

She could even go so far as to get certified via egg with the Clown Egg Register that marks her as a genuine and official Clown. Which will make her a much more legit clown that Joker ever could be.

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Not to put a damper on anyone's fun, but with this new cult of lamb thing or whatever getting popularity, keep cult survivors in mind when posting about it. Cult survivors are real people, sometimes people you know.

Cults are not just a made up horror trope. They are terrifyingly real and on the rise. They ruin and destroy lives, and are not a quirky fun aesthetic. Cults in real life are not a fucking joke. ANYONE can fall victim to a cult- they're not an affliction of "dumb" or "gullible" people. In fact, if you think you personally are impervious to joining a cult, you are especially at risk.

I'll admit I haven't looked into the game (I think its a game?), this isn't me saying it's "problematic" or whatever. Just keep in mind what a genuinely serious topic cults are. Be compassionate where you can.

Y'know, I would really appreciate if more people would reblog this.

You can smile and nod your head privately, but it does very little to support cult survivors, or educate others. In a social climate where I've seen many friend groups calling themselves cults, where people are actively defending big-name cults under the presumption that they're "just a weird religion", where a fucking cult recruiting copypasta has been going around, it's important to make it obvious that you stand with cult survivors.

I'm not saying you can't enjoy your game- again, I know very little about it, I can't and I won't make that decision for you. But when participating in fandom, just be mindful of cult survivors. Educate yourself on what makes a cult. Survivors are everywhere, potentially are people who you know and love. We are far more numerous than you think. Please choose compassion.

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softcells

i think i want a glass packer, it would give me an edge and add a lot of danger to my mundane life

dance too hard in the club and my dick flies out of my pant and shatters all over the floor

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bogfox

Cinderella

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Rumour got round that the bear kept a list of all the animals he plans to kill.

Scared and confused, the wolf went to confront the bear.

“Bear,” said wolf. “Do you really keep a list of all the animals you plan to kill?”

“I do.” said the bear.

“And… Is my name on it?” asked the wolf.

“It is.” the bear growled. And the following morning, the wolf was found dead on the forest floor.

The fox came later that day to confront the bear.

“Bear,” she said. “Do you really keep a list of all the animals you plan to kill?”

“I do.” said the bear.

“And… Is my name on it?” she asked.

“It is.” the bear growled. And the following morning, fox’s mangled remains were found lying on the forest floor.

That day the rabbit, too, decided to confront the bear.

“Bear,” he said. “Do you really keep a list of all the animals you plan to kill?”

“I do.” said the bear.

“And… Is my name on it?” asked the rabbit.

“It is.” the bear growled.

“Can - can you remove it?”

“Oh, for sure.”