Princess of Hell

Princesses don't marry kitchen boys.

ANASTASIA (1997) dir. Don Bluth, Gary Goldman

Khaled Hosseini, The Kite Runner/Jaun beaur

Almost, Almost, almo...

Beau Taplin from Just Short

westley in the princess bride was so funny for being like ‘talk about this dead guy you loved lol’ and getting the tea about himself

oh he was ur true love? you thought he was hot n strong? rate him 1-10 and why

you all hate the position i sleep in because you haven’t advanced to my level and you’re jealous of my mental acuity and caustic wit as well as being extremely good at sleeping

would you like a nice glass of

after college ends you should get your money back if you didn’t like it

TIL that Gothic literature makes a distinction between “terror” and “horror.” Terror is the sense of dread and apprehension that precedes an experience, horror is the sense of revulsion after an experience.

via ift.tt

Someone described the modern difference as such:  Fear is knowing that a werewolf is hunting you.  Terror is when you see it and it charges at you.  Horror is realizing that your feet are stuck to the floor.

lust is

I’d like to thank the brave sniper that stopped that final comment

my friend told me that her boyfriend got her a super cool rock while they were on vacation together and you would not BELIEVE my disappointment when i realized she was talking about her engagement ring

*holds your head in my hands* im sorry i let you down

I am here at the Curia Pompeia

I'm so normal about this

pretty fucked up that cold drinks get hot while hot drinks get cold.. bitch stay at the temperature i put u at

man listening to a "song" on his "headphones" and enjoying a flavored handheld "snack": i am waiting for a "walk signal" to cross the "street"

stegosaurus in that same spot 150 million years ago: leafs in front of me

why does this have 32k notes? it’s just a picture of a knife in a ranch bottle, is there some unspoken joke that 32 thousand people share? what is going on here, i dont get it. it’s just a fucking picture of a knife in a ranch bottle. is there some spiritual connection people have to this picture? is there some ominous and mystical reasoning that this has 32 thousand notes? do people reblog this because it makes them look like some indie blogger? or is there just something funny to this? someone please explain

no one tell him

Scheduling this to post on March 15 because it needs to happen.

The ides of March have come

Beware the ides of March.

Beware!!

middle schoolers will literally say anything to each other. i had my 6th graders working on a translation and one of them told his classmate "look it up, dictionary boy" when he wanted to know what a word meant as if that wasn't the funniest thing you could possibly say in that situation

the spikier a crown is the better it is

see what i mean

rip to jc but this shit rocks

“Rip” haven’t you heard?

*Married life playing in the background

This idea was probably funnier in my head