RIP to everyone killed by the gods for their hubris but im different. and better. maybe even better than the gods
I wish benevolent giants would collect me and put me in a safe place when I eat too much fermented fruit.
'horseplay' and 'monkey business' being treated as synonyms means something. don't know what though
Monkeys are so silly that what they consider business, horses consider play.
Good for him
Intense flex I wish I had his sauce
Soda Pop: A highly carbonated soda drink. It can be used to restore 50 HP to a single Pokémon.
his hair, WACK! his gear, WACK! his jewelry, WACK! his foot stance, WACK!
im the fucking tony hawk of hyrule YOU’RE LITERALLY IN A SEARCH PARTY LOOKING FOR ME
for the love of god he is miniscule
bringing this tweet back because it applies
dropped my phone on my balls
my spell worked
Losing my mind at this pigeon that looks like a seagull god he’s so cool
me and the boys waiting to get tickets for Barbie on opening day
you’re not a good person just because you love soup
whats youre fucking damage