The "Fuck the monarchy" bf
The "Please do" bf
buffy the vampire slayer is so funny because theoretically yes, she would come off as a bit werid to the people who don't know she fucking hunts vampires. fortunately for us, the writers chose to express this by making every character act like she's insane for asking totally normal questions
popular girl: omg this is great school is cancelled!! we can go home because some guy found the decaying corpse of one of our classmates stuffed in a gym locker <33333
buffy: oh shit what. how did he die?
popular girl: eww who cares? morbid much, why would you even ask that LOL! this is why you have no friends
every interaction is like this
two men could literally fuck in a marvel movie and it still wouldn’t be gay rep to me. sorry
guy getting fucked: he's behind me, isn't he?
twitter limiting the amount of tweets you get to read per day is ridiculous but if tiktok limited the amount of videos people got to see per day it would be the biggest win for mental health since ssris
Buying a car
English added by me :)
You can't be Catholic and an occultist. You can't be Catholic and an occultist. You can't be Catholic and an occultist. You can't be Catholic and an occultist. You can't be Catholic and an occultist.
If you are a baptized Catholic and you are dabbling with occultism, you are self-inflicting serious spiritual harm. If not for the love of God, then at least for the sake of your own soul, please go to confession immediately.
it’s not that big a deal lmao
empathviv
If you're Protestant go hog fucking wild, join the College of Winterhold who gives a shit
every day I get on here and see some post going "do not make an account on ZYLPPHONE, the hot new social media! it turns out making an account gives the creators (who are nazis) instant access to your bank account and also causes your pets to explode!" and this is all very baffling to me because I cannot believe anyone is actually fucking around with new social media platforms that shit sounds exhausting. if tumblr ever gives up and goes all the way under I will simply turn into a crab and go back to the sea you will not be finding my on zylophone
^ Casey McQuiston author of Red White and Royal Blue via Threads
I've always seen comments about how a "woman" wrote a mlm novel, and since the movie is on its way, we'll probably see that more often. Just a reminder to not misgender Casey. They are non-binary and use they/them pronouns!
No matter your thoughts on them as a person or author its important to remember that gender identity is not a trophy to be earned!
I’ve had Sailor Moon on in the background all week while I work, so when I saw Clark’s magical girl transformation on My Adventures With Superman I was like, ‘yep, time for a quick style mashup.’ XD
Captain James T. Kirk in Star Trek: Strange New Worlds 2.03
NOAH SILVER & RAPHAEL ACLOQUE 2016 • TYRANT • S3·EP4
Archie Andrews and Julian Blossom in Riverdale 7.14
I know I’m late but I needed to make this. Also I have a theory as to what happened:
AIR ORCAS
Update: he’s alive ://///
You’ll get him next time air orcas! I believe in you!
Dylan O’Brien in a towel, showing off how hairy he is will always be my favourite thing
Watching the difference between the Twitter migration mentality vs. the Reddit migration mentality is fucking hilarious.
Like, when Twitter users started moving over here everyone was pulling out all the stops and bringing back old fandoms that they were into and basically firing rent lowering shots by being super cringey.
And then all of the sudden when the Reddit refugees start showing up we're like, "ah yes, pull up a log and gather around the dumpster fire. We'll teach you how to not get killed by people hunting down bots and carve out a little area for you guys to relax and get used to the site before we throw you into the deep end of this hellsite that we call home. Tomorrow is Let Papyrus say Fuck day so you can prepare for that if you want. You want some hot coco and a blanket?"
Edit:
The original post was a mistake on my part! I misread and put FDA instead of WHO based on what was going around on twitter. I had no intention of spreading misinfo. Just thought it was an interesting piece of info and wanted to get tumblr's take on it. Thanks to everyone sharing more info on the topic ☝🤓
who is the most catboy-pilled member of the undersiders? i think the answer is easily regent. i think regent, if he hadn't died, would have devoted his entire life to searching for the mythical "catboy pill," developed by a reclusive tinker, which causes irrevocable catboyification. i think only then could he have been happy, trauma free. catboy regent would devote his life to truth and justice. he would have snow-white fur and cute pink ears.