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Cupcake Witchery

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A walking, talking identity crisis. General Creative Type™. Student. I'm here for a good time, and I'd like it to last as long as possible.

Allow me to assure you, as a librarian, that if you as a concerned citizen present us with a list of Books that are Bad and should Not Be In Our Collection and which you Require us to Remove At Once, we will scan it for titles that we don't have yet to add to our purchase list.

Ah, the “limiting access to information is okay if they’re takes I object to” squad has begun to appear.

This is your helpful reminder that:

a) There are legitimate information access needs even to bad information (one cannot, for example, study and deconstruct erroneous information about climate change if you don’t know what people are saying) and it is actually part of my vocation to provide ACCESS to even books I vehemently disagree with. Sometimes I even get to bond with the person checking it out over how appalling it is! Sometimes the reason they’re checking it out is because they need to read it but don’t want to buy it.

b) The presence of a text in a library collection does not imply agreement with or endorsement by the library as an entity; it just means for one reason or another it fits in our collection management policy. Often it’s based on patron requests from community members.

c) The absolute last thing you EVER want is your librarian to be empowered to decide whether your information need is Good Enough to be “allowed” access to the text. You, personally, even you reading this who knows you share the same values as me, do not want your access to be subject to my judgement as to whether or not your information need is “valid”; to be subject to my assessment whether you can be trusted to have access to a text.

I’m not your mom. I’m not even your teacher. I’m your librarian; it’s my job to help you access information YOU need, and YOU decide what that need is. If you ask for my help then sure it’s also my job to help you assess it based on my training and experience, but it is not my job to ARBITRATE your access to information based on my decisions about the legitimacy of your reason to seek it out.

So yes even when that list of books has books on it I think are full of lies I’m probably checking to see if it’s something someone in my community might need access to without having to buy it or expose themselves to the malware risks of pirating.

Because while I kinda hate him Jordan Peterson’s bullshit is RELEVANT to understanding a lot of shit going on today. And you do NOT want to live in a world where it’s my job to test and see if you have a good and pure enough reason for wanting to check his book out.

Being the Professor I Needed

This week's post is about academia, ableism, and bringing about institutional change one class at a time.

As an adjunct professor, I have a few guidelines for myself that aren’t in any university handbook. They include Never be the horror story professor students remember for the rest of their lives. Be the professor young me needed as an undergrad (even if I didn’t know it). Institutional/systematic change begins in the classroom. The first one is probably slightly selfish on my part as I like…

Good afternoon, Tumblr

I remember frolicking this site a decade ago, connecting with people and sharing in the product of creative energy.

Now I am old and everything is shitposts and I am afraid.

Spell of ‘This Book Writes Itself’

::A Spell for Writers::

Ingredients:

+One (1) You

+One (1) Novel Idea You’ve Been Putting Off

+Your preferred method of writing

+One (1) Beverage of your choice

+One (1) Summoning Circle and proper offerings to The Old Gods

Pre Ritual Prep Work:

+Have an Idea and a Thought of “HMM! I SHOULD WRITE A BOOK!” 

+Spend hundreds of hours developing the world, playlists, characters, backstories.

+Once all that’s done you can move on to the ritual part of the spell

Ritual:

Step 1: Decide you’re actually ready to write the book.

Step 2: Open blank word document

Step 3: Suddenly all the other chores you’ve been putting off become the most pressing and urgent thing to have ever happened on earth.

Step 4: Now that you’re done cleaning return to your open word document

Step 5: Man you’re really thirsty there aren’t you? All that hard work of cleaning worked up quite a thirst. Good thing you were prepared already and don’t have to get up again. Too bad your tea is cold since you went to go clean…

Step 6: Stare at your blank word document

Step 7: Type one sentence

Step 8: Type one more sentence

Step 9: Repeat steps 7 through 8 as many times as possible

Step 10: Save your work and close your word document.

Extra steps for those who are inclined to go above and beyond:

Step ???????: Have a sudden epiphany that the book won’t write itself without you sitting there to write it.

Step ???????: Sell your soul to the gods of writing and pray they make your work coherent.

Step ???????: Make a new cup of tea

Bulbasaur was never the same after that day 🐉

Omg omg I got a bulbasaur at build a bear and I was kinda embarrassed about buying it for myself and stuff but there weren’t any other kids in the store or shoppers for that matter and the girl helping me said she was glad to here it was for me as she collects some plushies and has her own bulbasaur.

Well she was almost done stuffing him and then I noticed that you can put scents in your bear and fucking love cotton candy and the girl basically car salesmen style sold me on the scent pad and asked where I wanted the scent to go

And I didn’t know where it should go but she herself being quite the plushie enthusiast was like “you’re gonna hug him a lot right? may I reccomend right here” and pointed to his forehead

So I was like “awe cute yeah that sounds good” (my bulbasaur is totally stuffed mind you and I even had her make him extra firm )

and then the girl rolls up her sleeves and was like “alright bulbasaur! Here we go! I apologize in advance but this is gonna look very inappropriate!”

And she fisted my super full bulbasaur all the way to her elbow saying sorry to him and to me over and over again. It took her several tries to get the scent pad in place since my bulbasaur was so stuffed and she looked like she was straining and saying “I don’t know why they didn’t think about this design more, so many parents are gonna complain about this one day, I know it”

So all in all this was the best build a bear experience I’ve had since I was a little kid and I love my fat, cotton candy scented, anally inclined bulbasaur to pieces

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February 2023 Wrap-Up Post

This week's blog is our monthly wrap-up where I talk about books I read, behind the scenes author stuff, and what I've been writing. Check it out here:

Not going to lie, I tend to hate February because it’s a short month, which totally throws me off in terms of planning. Every deadline in early March causes panic mode for me because I somehow forget February ends abruptly. Either way, this was a far less eventful month than January, and I’m not sure how I feel about that. My goals for February were to Learn more about writing mysteries…

Peter Jackson: “then you’re stabbed and go “graaahhh!” and-“

Christopher Lee: “that’s not the sound a person makes when they’re stabbed tho”

Peter Jackson: “…”

Christopher Lee: “you make a “pahh!” sound, like the air is being forced out all at once”

Peter Jackson: (thinking) ‘this guy has stabbed people. He knows the noise because he did it, he did it enough time he knows the noise a person makes’

Chirstopher Lee: *upper crust air of unaffected geniality*

Peter Jackson: “sure yeah okay”

He once courted a woman belonging to the highest levels of the Swedish nobility, and even asked the king of Sweden for permission to marry her - but this was early in his acting career and Christopher called off the marriage because he thought it would be difficult for him to support them both as an actor and felt she deserved better.