I think they should force-feed crack to premature babies
Honestly fuck Boise, Idaho
The only sin greater than murder is being from Boise, Idaho
Went to Going Away Island and nobody was there because they all left
i hate dogs with blue eyes. why is fucking jeff the killer at my back door
Do you need something.
before this starts getting notes i have to add that this is not my dog. i dont know how he got in my backyard
Sent my henchmen out for groceries and, as usually, they were torn limb from limb by velociraptors
I'm never getting my deli corn dogs at this rate
Did you try getting henchmen that aren't chickens?
in the econonononomy?
Literally getting an intrusive thought of a man going 3x speed in my brain room running around sorting laundry
They call me Paul Cheeniss because hnggnfny because my Cheeniss so Paul
on shrimp tumblr they would say krill yourself
On dad tumblr they would say grill yourself
On bread tumblr they would say mill yourself
on scammer tumblr they would say shill yourself
on geography tumblr they say hill yourself
on pharmacist tumblr they say pill yourself
and on murderer tumblr they would say--
wait.
my stupid thighs hurt from doing squats
Fish stapler Monday
I just saw the most Galaxy Brain gender take ever, from a cis man on reddit
[ID: a screenshot of a comment from reddit, with no username visible. The commend reads: This doesn’t make a ton of sense to me either. Setting aside the question of whether gender/sex is assigned or observed at birth, the gender I was assigned at birth was ‘boy.’ The gender I have now is ‘man’. Boys and men have different gender roles, and few adults identify as boys anymore. From this standpoint, every adult has a different gender than the one they had at birth. End ID]
Framing “girl” and “boy” as separate genders from “woman” and “man” is such an amazing take. it’s a framework that accommodates and explains so many trans experiences. Some trans people never were their AGAB. Some feel like they were their AGAB, but that that changed (usually when puberty hits, which is when you start “becoming a man/woman”. The accepted societal path is that girls grow up to into women, and boys grow up into men. But some girls grow up into men, and some boys grow up into women. This guy was a boy who grew up into a man, which generally works out pretty well for people. Some boys and girls grow up into people who aren’t men or women, even! It’s like this random cis guy skipped right over transgender 101, 102, 201, etc. and stumbled directly into Transgender Nirvana.
this tweet hasn't left my mind once in the two years since it's been posted
first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go
Magnus Archives fan I see
THIS IS SO FUNNY I'M SORRY
