tes games are funny like theyll have all sorts of stupid shit but you find really important stuff out and yet cannot tell anyone or do anything. like you cant mention that theres a torture dungeon in the leyawiin counts basement where he tortures argonian citizens. you cant inform anyone that ulfric stormcoat is a thalmor asset
taking a nap in balmora: you are homeless. it’s illegal to sleep in the gutter so you stumble to the nearest inn. the innkeeper doesn’t tell you which room is yours so you go upstairs and try every door until one opens. you find your bed and fall into it. you have a disturbing dream. when you wake up a dark brotherhood assassin crawls out from under the bed and kills you in three hits
taking a nap in whiterun:
Me, thinking about the cities in Skyrim: These cities are so small… Wish we had proper life sized cities, with lots of people and life and different types of shops, and loads of quests and taverns on every street and loads of nooks and crannies you could explore and you can end up with favourite places to go to and-
Also me, somewhere in Vivec City: where in the shitting fuck am i
it can be so embarrassing to like new vegas sometimes bc some of yall cannot behave!! there could be a post about the effects of global warming and someone would still comment “fallout new vegas was the last good fallout game :/” like shut up!!
since this post apparently needs to be explained, the whole point is: no one cares. no one cares if you think it’s the last good fallout game. literally no one wants to hear your unsolicited opinion.
every single time you say something even remotely positive about fallout 4, or 76, you’re guaranteed to get someone who feels the inexplicable urge to be like “B-BUT IT WAS BAD”… hell, it doesn’t even need to be positive. if you’re not immediately shitting on them, you’ll always get some snarky ass comment about how bethesda’s fallouts suck, about how dumb we are for liking them, and how new vegas is the holy grail of gaming.
the people in the tags of this post who are like “but it is the last good fallout game” are somehow managing to miss the whole entire point. its almost embarrassing. let. people. enjoy things. no one needs to hear your hot take 24/7
for people who stan a game whose central message is “letting go” you guys certainly have a hard time doing that huh
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running into a building to kill raiders
hearing the raiders say “don’t you die on me”, “you fucking killed her”, and other phrases indicating that they are people like me who have lives to live and people to lose
When you realize they chose a lifestyle of murder , theft , torture , rape and taking from others while causing as much pain as possible and are the main reason the Wasteland is so fucked , therefore deserve no mercy
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