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One note = one vote. Like or reblog to vote for your state! Go Ohio! http://thefaultinourstarsmovie.com/demandourstars 

Virginia Woolf (via writingwillows)

George Orwell, 1984  (via larmoyante)

Hotel Books, I Always Thought I Would Be Okay  (via c-isnenegro)

WHAT TIME IS IT? TIME FOR AN ADVENTURE TIME MASTERPOST [human!Prismo art by iamthespacecadet]

All files hosted on Google Drive, so you can watch (in HD, even!) or download, and they’re never going anywhere. thanks, Google :) this post is a labour of (slightly obsessive) love, so likes/reblogs are treasured!

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cumberbatch-hamish 💕

heavy breathing

can we just take a second to realize that there are 14 year olds that weren’t born in the 90’s. just fucking let that sink in.

what the fuck does he want now

Thats it that’s the single greatest pun on tumblr

Mommy teaching babby easier water drinking way because drinking water is hard experience u get it in your nose. Jesus how she puts her paw on his head in the second one. Such concern and love.

THIS IS THE CUTEST THING I HAVE EVER FUCKING SEEN FROM CATS EVER

Okay but Never Gonna Give You Up (better known as Rickroll) is actually a really really horrible song for many reasons, which I will better explain under the cut. 

Brace yourselves, this is pretty long.

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My humor changes from sarcastic to sick and twisted real quick.

Source

I can’t stop laughing

if you ever call me annoying, even if it’s just jokingly, the chances of me ever speaking to you again are slim to none because I’ll be so afraid that every little word or sound that comes out of my mouth will aggravate you and make you cringe and hate my existence

do you ever have that feeling….

technology makes everything imaginary, my friend

NEVER HAS THERE BEEN A MORE RELEVANT POST!!!!!

For the Mermaids, by Ashe Vernon (via latenightcornerstore)

Poems for $.50 in a small bookstore in San Francisco 

is that how you are reacting or just how tom would?

Yes

I want

If you’ve ever made a joke involving potatoes you’re not funny.

What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato?

A dicktator 

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nice legs daisy dukes makes a mango doot doot