Hold on, I need to put my gaming jockstrap on
Truly such a beautiful day for their majesties the new king and queen may there rule be long and prospero- BLIMEY! ITS PRINCESS DIANA AND SHES GOT A STEEL CHAIR
it’s always the Mortifying Ordeal of Being Known, but never the Irritating Ordeal of Being Known
someone: [correctly infers something about my personality based on my patterns of behavior]
me: [seethes with rage for some fucking reason]
Is this osha approved?
You'll have to find me after hours for an answer ;)
Wearing this to my new job. Wish me luck 😁😊✌️
There is concrete under my foreskin.
Anonymous asked:
Why do we as a society keep coming back to sex jokes?
Penis blast hilarious
penis blast nefarious
diverse types of penis blast call the penis blast various
penis blast electrical
penis blast delectable
penis blast campaigning call the penis blast electable
penis blast hypnotic
Penis blast chronic
The 2024 republican primary is gonna be buck wild.
De Santis: "Hello median American voter, the only thing I have for you is transphobia."
Trump: "Ron De-sanctamonius you're little pudding fingers boy."
Biden: "Back in Scranton we used to make a thing called Dirt Nachos."
Why is Biden in the Republican primary
Got lost
would you rather be on a five hour drive with a thomas sanders fan or a hazbin hotel fan. and you can’t crash the car i’m sorry
thomas sanders fan because they might be hung. gimme another
got any rationale for this or is it more of an intuitive thing
honestly i gauge all situations with a ‘will this involve me sucking dick’ metric and a five-hour two-person car trip is a high background reading so i’m mostly playing in the margins here? but thomas sanders is theater kid is horny is might be hung whereas hazbin hotel is not unhorny but horny in a currency i don’t accept. i hope you can understand.
i dont, but you seem to, and thats what matters
If I’m not responding it’s because I’m busy being gay and clinically insane. If I am responding it is also because I’m being gay and clinically insane, but in a social way.
facts and logic turned me trans
facts: being trans is really cool
logic: if i become trans i'll be cooler
haha hey i love the blood dripping from your face and the animal rage in your eyes whats your pronouns
the world is built on mundane ppl with extremly passionate and niche intrests BTW
actually it's built on evil
no i think thats a you thing. peace and love forever
rob-walks-deactivated20210614
Anonymous asked:
Damn I’m sick. I keep sneezing and I’m 6'1
you sick cause the rain hit you first, you stupid tall bitch.
