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and i don't necessarily believe any of this i'm just saying words recreationally
A weak and dehydrated Herring Gull rescued at the Wendy's parking lot and brought to our center for treatment.
since we are talking about people who deserve a higher salary i think teachers should be making six figures a year btw. if state superintendents who have never set foot in a classroom can make that much so should the teachers. teachers are quite literally the backbone of our society and if teachers were actually properly compensated we wouldn’t have a shortage or bad teachers who are continually burnout because of a lack of proper compensation.
These hot mermaids invited me to smoke a bowl at their place and I had to tell them I can't go because I can't breathe underwater and would drown and then they all started pointing and laughing at me. They called it a gill issue.
whys combat and military gear always got to look so fucking cool when the people wearing them just objectively arent. thats unfair
this goes for like, all of time. knights are serving the KING? the fucking KING?
you cant serve cunt and the government at the same time come on now pick the right side i know you have it in you
Burton’s Legless Lizard (Lialis burtonis), family Pygopodidae, Hattah, Victoria, Australia
photograph by Mick Fullerton Wildlife
fun fact: this is a type of gecko!
amazing how many different lizards decided legs were unnecessary at some point in their evolution
All crustaceans want to be crabs, all squamates want to be snakes. Call it ophidisation
Jokes on you, every animal wants to be WORM. Call it vermification, ophidisation is a more specific vermification that only happens in squamates i would say.
I would call these vermificated. From upper left to right then bottom left to the right these are: Pentastoma, eels, aplacophorans and shipworms. These are a fraction of all vermificated animals.
'Amphibians' alone have done it multiple times, such as our modern world caecilians, aistopods and adelospondyli
me trying to be an active listener: YES no exactly right right right FOR REALLL yeah totally no literally! yeah for sure
"autistic people roll their eyes in a circle but non-autistic people just look up! this is because autistic people always take things literally and everyone else inherently knows not to!" have you considered that looking directly up is simply less work & it's incredibly easy to arrive to that shortcut independently over time regardless of your neurotype if you roll your eyes frequently enough
#sorry this shit is so fucking stupid always but ppl are talking abt this one in like multiple discords im in and its so annoying#why are people so fucking eager to pathologize/assign deep neurological meaning to every possible behaviour its so stupid#like can you think about things for like. 5 seconds#i think you people are just not rolling ur eyes frequently enough irl#embrace the dramatic bitchyness etc etc
i want to see barbie but my cousin wants to see oppenheimer and he has proposed either a coin flip or "some sort of contest" to determine which one we will see first
I think sometimes people forget that the gov is the corporations’ bitch, not the other way round.
Enjoy a drink on one of my special coasters. Yea I custom made them (the coasters) to be so light the drinks condensation makes em stick to the bottom of your glass, but still heavy enough that when it (the coaster) finally clatters to the ground it's loud as fuck and shatters your nerves and makes you spill your drink everywhere. Why am I doing this? Well, it's a sex thing for me
