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I wanted to make a backstory for the time I found this in pokemon Violet XD

I love baseball

they let the pest control man throw out the first pitch 😭

A PALESTINIAN CITIZEN AND HIS DOG FROM GAZA RAISES THE VICTORY SIGN FROM INSIDE HIS DESTROYED HOME. X

Trent Reznor and Atticus Ross whipped their dicks out for the Challengers score

The situation of the Congo Genocide is complicated because we are all implicated in it. We can’t ascribe it to a foreign policy state interest as we can regarding Palestine. It is something we, as consumers, all have a hand in and given the ubiquity of the resources involved, a lot of us are caught off of guard by this premonition of the type of wars to come. This is that nasty intersection of neo-colonialism and hyper capitalism that pits the Global South against the Global North. It’s a war of sustaining a way of life means imposing slavery and genocide on others. This is an instance of global capitalism and hyper consumption as a lifestyle and convenience is being pitted against the humanity of those we deem expendable.

Latest picture of Sanctiphage of the Burning Blood. I really tried to push myself here

Last bump

Reblog to hug prev poster (they need a hug)

Walpurgis Night, Brocken, Germany, April 30, 1932 

why are bathroom sinks designed like that. infuriating

this shit. like, it can't just be me right. every bathroom sink I've ever used is designed this way

Well girl don't just stand there.

As with the horse poll, please regard these options as sliders. The extent to which each one deviates from 1/6th of the total will determine the amount that canine aspect deviates from the "average."

I will draw the dog we make. :)

It's time to make our dog! Let's look at the stats and compare them to an average looking dog.

And now let's adjust Our Dog's proportions accordingly.

Looks great so far! Let's put this dog together.

Wow! Wow. That sure is a dog. Probably.

last night my partner held a somber little passover seder to show me what it’s about and when they got to the part where they were supposed to open the door for elijah they paused, frowned, and said “oh. huh. there is a clown.” and I looked out. and sure enough. there was a clown.

not like, a clown we knew or could account for. not some kind of domesticated clown. a wild clown. feral. with green hair and a red nose and everything.

What

who am I to question these things

“did you fight the clown” no. the clown was not hostile.

I might not be Jewish but I’ve read enough fairy tales to know better than to offer hospitality and then rescind it just because the guest I receive does not appear to be the guest I expected.