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Welcome to the Birb Show

@cultofthepigeon / cultofthepigeon.tumblr.com

this blog serves no purpose but to help me procrastinate.if you like it,it can help you procrastinate too.
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The premise of Skyrim is just so funny. The shouts are just dragon language, making the fights between dragons basically an argument? But now this puny human has a minimal grasp of the vocab. Imagine you're disagreeing with your bud about something unimportant like pineapple on pizza and then a mouse came running over and called you a bitch

sexual machines: heavy factory machinery, computers that take up entire rooms, tvs with tubes in them, power lines, vhs player, synthesizers

unsexy machines: iphone, extension cable, toaster oven, all computers made after 2005, minivans

Day 18/30 of Daily Rohan 2.0 is actually a fourth or fifth-ish of a comic I've been wanting to do for pride month, and I had better get a move on, because there's only a few days left 🥲 (well, I know every month is pride month but the fomo...)

Part 1/?

Day 19/30 is part 2/4-5? Of this silly little comic 😅 wasn't entirely sure how to post parts of this comic as daily entries but I'm just gonna keep adding to the original post until the comic is done and then ill put it in one cleaner post at the end maybe?

underrated dynamic. what if i treated you like an annoying younger sibling whenever you were around but also stayed in touch for 25 years and paid for your rehab every time without question and spoke about you to others with care and reverence because "we owe her for what she did for us out there... we lucked out with our families but who else does she have, her dead toxic ex?" and we were both girls who chainsmoke and wear designer clothes

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I think speedball really like a parrot (if he is a animal) . Full of energy and humorous, but if he's experienced a major trauma, he'll bite all his feathers off (avery scary act of self-harm), and most importantly, look at this color, it's literally him