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Ctrane’s Unwise Things

@ctraneuwu

Here you will view a young man (18) from Kentucky in a moment of weakness, please take advantage. Insomniac and Firefox supremacist
Discord is @anonymous_meme but check if I’m still active here before messaging me there.
Addendum: I’m blocking anyone who gets doomer politics onto my feed, if your problem involves me but isn’t something I can fix I don’t want to hear about it, yes this means you @ironicnihlist42069.
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aru

Tumblr Code.

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “i fill my ass with orange juice”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

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must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: ”17 cocks”

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always reblog tumblr identification

this post makes me want to gouge my eyes out

im laughins so hard who changed it

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ace-beef

WHO TF EDITED THE SHOELACE POST

No seriously the edit function has been gone for years who did this

This looks like a fucking parody post, or an edgy edit, but it’s 100% official real Flintstones.

Clarification: I don’t hate this book, I love it, it’s amazing. It’s just that taking a step back and looking it out of context is still really funny. Especially the line “We participated in a genocide, Barney.”

ok but imagine them in their cartoon forms saying this dialogue i’m

can we have some context to this, perhaps?

Bedrock is having a mayoral election. One of the candidates is a violent war mongering asshole that riles people up against the lizard people. This reminds Fred and Barney of their time in the army.

Back then the father of said violent candidate was riling people up against the “tree people”. Fred, Barney, and other soldiers fought what they believed to be a defensive measure against the tree people. Turns out, it was actually an invasion, in order to kill off the tree people and take over their forest to build Bedrock.

That’s what Fred means when he says he and Barney participated in a genocide. They literally did.

(Extra fun fact, Barney adopted a tree person baby after the war, and his son Bamm-Bamm is the last tree person.)

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fuocogo

There are a lot of interesting things about this post but the AK-47 shaped spear is what really got me

This is just as wild with the context

Some of my favorite moments in the series

From the foreword to 2021 print of the comic.

I'm a survivor of the terror attacks who lived 4 blocks east of the World Trade Center. I lost my home that day, spent years homeless and destitute, and I carry a Zadroga Act diagnosis of 9/11-connected PTSD. If anyone who's doing this RP needs character coaching or if you need help with authentic scenarios, I'm available for consulting services at reasonable rates. DM me here or leave your number on the men's room wall at any leather bar and it'll get to me in 24 hours. Happy 9/11 y'all, and remember fireworks are unsafe and illegal in most jurisdictions.

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wlw-wukong

Unfortunately no idea what the source is, let me know if you have any idea!

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ctraneuwu

Girls' Last Tour.

It’s an anime about two girls attempting to find other people after an apocalypse. Basically the world is a stack of layers and all the lower ones have no people so they assume people have retreated to the higher layers and decide to go there on a kettenrad (half track motorcycle).

There are also more philosophical questions, like when the girls find the only other living creature and it’s a fish and they want to eat it because they have no decent food but that would make the ai zookeeper very sad for obvious reasons.