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Sideblog for giffing queer shows + my own nonsense

@ctl-yuejie / ctl-yuejie.tumblr.com

Queer volleyball shows (越界) / Strongberry productions / slice of life queer japanese shows/ The Untamed/ all the wlw that makes me happy - all the thai shows that i cannot keep up with -
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current content schedule + tags 

(the bolded series is what I am currently making gifsets for)

tay tawan, xuan lu and gong jun spam posting when i am losing my mind

the usual birb / plant / wlw posts as well as some personal stuff

tags (blacklist as preferred):

- ctlyuejie writes for personal posts, meta, asks etc - ctlyuejie rants for ranty posts / word vomit - ctl stays at home for anything quarantine related - birb updates for the birds on my balcony - the tags i use for cw / tw for fandom content are listed here  (always feel free if you want sth tagged differently / additionally)  - covid19 mention for anything covid related

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10 BL men I want carnally (or so the title goes)

really ristricted myself to the roles + only men (otherwise this would take me days to compile) - I will be taking the "carnally" seriously.

tagged by @williamrikers and @bengiyo (I believe) <3

  1. Gong Jun as Xia Yao in Advance Bravely

listen, I am focusing on the roles but also: it's Gong Jun - one of the most gorgeous men I have ever seen. He is both feisty and baby in this. I do like hunky men, I like short kings. But from time to time I feel like sparring with a tall guy who I can later bully in bed. And he is also bratty and pouty in this series and gets spanked. I think I can work with that.

2. Mark Pakin as Nick in Only Friends

I think I have said enough that Boston is a dick and also that I can see my younger self in him. So with Mark's *gestures wildly* everything, Nick clearly falls into the most gorgeous men alive category that I also want to make cry in bed. We know Boston is great at sex. But he also stuck with Nick, so I really want to know what he can do. He should probably ride me.

3. Mix Sahaphab as Wen in Moonlight Chicken

besides Mix being stunning, both in terms of looks and in terms of character Wen is not someone I would usually go for. But he has sensuality down, and that first look at Uncle Jim had Uncle Jim feeling a specific type of way and agree to take him home with him and I cannot argue with that. And I do like a guy who can do a one night stand.

4. Tay Tawan as Shin in 3 Will Be Free

why are you, as a man, holding a guys waist while craning your head to get all the french kisses? well, you could be Tay Tawan as Shin. Both beautiful and oh so moody and brooding when you think your first crush is into the the stunning women at your side. This is the perfect threesome and I would very much like to be part of it.

5. Joong Archen as Joke in Hidden Agenda

whatever this series was and despite his character being a bit underwritten, one thing the writing team made sure of was to let us know that Joke can arrange your body in any way he wants. he's both very caring and soft which doesn't quite fit the intensity of the "carnally" theme, but just watching him lift Zo up gives me so many ideas to what else he can do. and he said himself, that sex with him is going to make you feel very good.

6. Fandy Fan as Hsia Yu Hao and Zach Lu as Qiu Ziu Xuan in Crossing the Line

both stunning. I appreciate that Hsia Yu Hao dreams of getting dominated a bit and while they are young and inexperienced the electricity in the shower room scene gives me all the confidence that they both know what to do. Plus points for the possibilities to fuck all over the gym when you're young and horny and don't care that much about the mood of a place.

7. Net Siraphob as King in Bed Friend

do I still have to watch the show? yes. but just by looking at the gifsets I am very certain that he should be at the top of any "desiring carnally" list. he is cocky, knows what to do with his hands, has some great moves (that bed jump), is kinky and his eyes convey how much he loves to fuck and how turned on he is at all times. he also seems very sweet and caring. even I would consider him as boyfriend material. and that is wildly out of the norm.

8. Kouhei Takeda as Nozue and Kimura Tatsunari as Togawa in Oldfashion Cupcake

you just know that they are great at sex, even before the infamous thumb scene. the sensuality, the amount of pent-up horniness togawa brings to the table. and while he probably hasn't gotten laid for some time i get the feeling that nozue is naturally good in bed once he feels comfortable in his body. they would make for some really great slow and dirty saturday evening sex.

9. Boss Chaikamon as Phayu in Love in The Air

yes, this is Boss being an excellent kisser but that makes it canon for Phayu in the show. Usually not that into getting dommed necessarily but oh boy would I make an exception for him. (Prapai and his beagle energy and sex at the workplace was a hot contender though).

10. Gap Jakarin as Yai in The Sign

cannot believe I only now arrived at a himbo character but here he is. you could offer to ride him and he would say thank you and maybe shed a little tear about it. maybe not the best technique but definitely the energy to balance it out.

honorary mentions: Daddy Dan (Papang Phromphiriya) in Only Friends...maybe not the most adventerous but he is very charming and a great kisser, Daddy Chan (Peter Knight) in KinnPorsche ...while the whole cast is stupidly hot all characters would annoy me too much to even consider for a one night stand. daddy chan however..., Time (JJ Chalach) in KinnPorsche that being said..he cheats on the most beautiful being that is Tay who still sticks with him so I guess the dick has to be fantastic

tagging everyone who wants to have a go!

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coquelicoq

🦊

- for one, i think this fox suits you +

despite (or because) your absolutely wonderful mind that i get to witness through your posts (dico adventures etc), even or especially your nerdy interests are both so fascinating as well as you having so many talents that you are indeed quite intimidating.

in a very nice way. <3

you are the person that - when i ever get caught in a showdown on a street - i will pull by the sleeve of their leather jacket out of the shadow of an alley and next to me. and the other party will sense that they came wholly unprepared. they don't even know the etymology of half the words they are using! how can they compare to you?! not that this fight wasn't going to get physical. but if she radiates that amount of cruciverb competancy and when the taste of artfully crafted excel sheets is palpable in the wind, whose to say that she couldn't also square off in hand to hand combat.

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🦊 for fairly intimidating

wow as usual your game is off the charts babe. i never thought that etymological knowledge could be weaponized but i am on board and ready to whip the abridged dictionary out of my back pocket anytime you need a fun language fact to fire off at an adversary (a word which shares a root with the latin word versus, incidentally). whenever someone wants to duel me i tell them to come back with a spreadsheet. an enemy casts Invective and i take seven of the letters and counter with Veni Vidi Vici. if somebody gives me grief i just hit em with my 1415-page bartlett's roget's thesaurus and then while they're seeing stars i read out all the synonyms for "serve one right" in category 420.5. i turn cross words into crosswords. i put the pun into spunk. i put the word into sword. i put the wit into switchblade. who needs projectiles when you have ejective consonants? who needs explosives when you have oral plosives? who needs roundhouse kicks when you have rounded vowels, is what i always say. "don't do the crime if you can't do the rhyme" is another thing i'm always saying. when they ask if i've been sentenced before i say yeah i know all about sentences. watch it pal i'm out on parole (the french word for "word"). don't mess with me, bucko. i'll raid your phoneme inventory. i'll portmanteau your knuckle tats. i've got a pun and i am not afraid to use it.

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ctl-yuejie

i adored the flirting by pickle time, i am currently living in the capital of german pickle making (= the capital) and thought about the time of our back and forth but telling you about the delightful pickles I am eating seems to defeat the purpose of the flirting in the first place: me, eating your pickles, so you can enjoy the food of your choice without the sour cucumber menaces

and thank you for indulging my entry to the ask game with a truely sweet and entertaining answer. dying over the sentencing. you are truely so clever and delightful.

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i actually do kinda like delivering groceries on the side because it gives me such a unique cross-section of the community. i never know whose groceries im shopping for until i finish the delivery and see them/their home and it's like it adds more detail to the picture of who they are. the baby supplies going to the apartment that i know for a fact is one bedroom (they'll be moving soon - i bet they're apartment hunting, i hope they find a place). the new cat litter box, bowl, and kitten food going to the house covered in "i <3 my dog" paraphernalia (a kitten definitely showed up on the porch recently and made itself at home). the fairly healthy boring grocery order that includes an incongruous tub of candy-filled ice cream going to the home of an elderly woman with toddler toys in the yard (it's clearly for her grandkids, whom she sees often).

shopping for someone else's groceries is a fairly intimate thing. i've bought condoms and pregnancy tests, allergy medicine and nyquil, baby benadryl and teething gel, a huge pile of veggies paired with an equally huge pile of junk food, tampons and shampoo and closet organizers and ant traps and deodorizing shoe inserts and a million other little things that tell a million different stories in their endless combinations. one time someone had me buy one single green bean. i messaged them to confirm that's actually what they wanted, and they said yes - neither of them liked green beans very much, but they had a baby they were introducing to solid foods, and they wanted to let him try one to see if he liked them. another time i had someone request 50 fresh roma tomatoes - not for a restaurant, but for a person in an apartment. the kitchen behind them smelled like basil and garlic when they opened the door. another time i brought groceries to three elderly blind women who share a house. that was one of the few times i have ever broken my rule and gone inside a place i've delivered to, because they asked if i could place the grocery bags in a specific location in the kitchen for them to work on unloading and there was no way i was going to refuse helping.

i gripe about the poor tippers, but people can also be incredibly kind. one time i took shelter from a sudden vicious hailstorm inside an older lady's home in a trailer park, while i was in the middle of delivering her groceries. we both huddled just inside the door, watching in shock as golf-ball-sized hail swept through for about five minutes and then disappeared. she handed me an extra $10 bill on my way out the door.

when covid was at its deadliest, people would leave extra (often lysol-scented) cash tips and thank-you notes for me taped to the door or partially under the mat. i especially loved the clearly kid-drawn thank you notes with marker renderings of blobby people in masks, or trees, or rainbows. in summer of 2020 i delivered to a nice older couple who lived outside of town in the hills, and they insisted i take a huge double handful of extra disposable gloves and masks to wear while shopping - those were hard to find in stores at the time, but they wanted me to have some of their supply and wouldn't take no for an answer.

anyway. all this to say people are mostly good, or at least trying to be, despite my complaints.

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How Intimidating Am I?

  • Send 🐹 for “You? Intimidating? Hell no.”
  • Send 🐰 for barely intimidating
  • Send 🐭 for slightly intimidating
  • Send 🐱 for moderately intimidating
  • Send 🦊 for fairly intimidating
  • Send 🐯 for very intimidating
  • Send 🐻 for “MOTHER OF GOD PLEASE DON’T EAT ME–”