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i put the AAAAAAAA in Ashkenazi

@cthulhuscradle

-Jewi with a slight grasp on Hebrew- I'm a beginner at drawing so constructive criticism/link to tutorials are welcome! ♡if you wanna send an ask or just chat please do!♡ - (if you were blocked it doesn't necessarily mean its because I dont want to interact with you. you might just post content I dont wanna see on my dash (such as x reader y/n stuff) if you wanna be unblocked just ask via @ or side account)

JUST IGNORE THIS POST I ONLY USE THIS ACCOUNT FOR REBLOGGING NOW

Hey guys! Heres my tags:D

(This isnt for reblogs this is for things I MYSELF have posted if you dont care then just search the fandom tag)

My stuff: for everything I have posted

My art: everything that I have posted that I have drawn/made whether or not its fandom related

My edits: sometimes I'll edit posters for fandom stuff

Garble: random blabs that aren't REALLY rants but if you don't want negativity feel free to blacklist this tag

Garblerants: random blabs that ARE rants

My Jewish stuff: yeah I'm jew and sometimes I post about it

Fandoms:

My DC stuff: all my dc stuff

My dcau stuff: these are also tagged with(my dc stuff) but this tag is for exclusively dcau stuff (mostly jlu)

My bnha stuff: all my bnha/mha stuff

My star wars stuff: all my star wars stuff

My clone wars stuff: also tagged with (my star wars stuff) but this tag is for stuff from the clone wars tv show

My danny phantom stuff: all my danny phantom stuff

My hooky stuff: all my stuff from the hooky webtoon

My OC: my OC

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Less used tags:

Not my oc but drawn by me: for when I draw other people's OCs

Other people's (insert thing): for when I do tag reblogs I'll tag it like this and the tag works the same as my "my (insert thing) stuff" tags

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<3/4 view headshot of my own oc> <3/4 view headshot of my own oc> <3/4 view headshot of my own oc> <3/4 view heads-

anyways. boys <3 technically from an op au but mostly just. vibing <3

syl (last 2 pics) is @fr1ndl3 's

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One of the best parts about working at a sex shop is the employee discount, and yeah that means excellent deals on sex supplies but that's not the big brain part.

You come to my house. Something is cooking in the kitchen- it smells wonderful. What is it? It's novelty dick-shaped pasta. I've set up a sensual sexy Italian dinner. There are candles set up on the table. They're melting too fast, dripping everywhere- they're low temp waxplay pillar candles. For dessert, I serve you a delicious ice cream topped in penis-shaped rainbow confetti sprinkles and strawberry body paint drizzle, and afterwards, serve coffee with roasted hazelnut warming lube.

We play a board game while we drink. It's sexy monopoly. It's your turn. You roll the dice. They come up as 'whisper into' and 'butt'. I lost the original dice. We're using the sexy dice. You move four spaces.

After dinner, I run you a bath. A bubble bath. The bubble gel? Sensual ocean breeze. There are candles lined up around the tub. The scent is overpowering. Why? They're three-in-one fruit flavored massage oil candles. I'm using so much. It's so wasteful. Do you want to shave? I have conditioning shave cream that smells like limes. And an electric body razor, but you can't use that in the tub.

How about a bath bomb? You toss one in. It's cherry blossom scented. As it dissolves, three sexy bath sex suggestion cards fall out. They're all variations on doggy style, probably because fucking in a bathtub is probably the easiest way to break your hip.

The water cools. You get out an dry off with a novelty towel. If you wrap it around your chest, it looks like you have gigantic tatas bursting through the fabric like the Hulk.

You walk into the bedroom. I'm there, reading an instructional book titled "The Housewife's Guide To Every Day Stripping". I'm wearing a neck pillow designed to look like a massive curved weiner. Also a pair of fake leather bondage leggings and an oversized men's christmas T-shirt that says "Jingle My Bells" across the front.

I see you come in. I put down the book, take off the pillow. Offer you a massage. You accept. I already burned up all the massage candles so I pop a new bottle of CBD massage oil that says something wrong about Chakras on it. It's very gritty. That's because there's little chunks of amethyst in it for some fucking reason. It's fine, though. You say you don't mind.

I don't do massages very often. It's bad. You end up more tense than before. One of your muscles starts to cramp- it's okay. I whip out a bottle of Lidocane topical masculine performance numbing spray. You immediately feel like your shoulder went to the dentist. It's not ideal, but it's better than cramping.

You're not in the mood to bone after that. Which is good, cause I'm actually pretty asexual, but it hasn't come up yet so I'm relieved to avoid the conversation. Instead we get ready for bed. (The weather is terrible, and I insist you stay over.) I set up the futon, then realize it smells like cigarettes from the previous owner and shyly ask if you wanna cuddle in my room. You're down.

I crawl under the covers, placing my penis-shaped pink glitter pride bottle on the side table in case one of us wakes up thirsty. Once you're settled in, I turn off the glowing bare ass night light and the room goes black.

It takes a few seconds for your eyes to adjust, but when they do, you look up at the ceiling. It's dotted all over with little green flourescent lights. Are they plastic stars? No. I've pinned up a thousand glow in the dark condoms. God bless

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Anonymous asked:

WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU EVER POST YOUR FULL NAME AND ADDRESS YOU STUPID FUCKING CUNT YOU DESERVE TO GET SWATTED

Do you honest to god think my full name is Walter Hartwell White and I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane

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i feel like i nerfed Kid’s big naturals by making this a closeup and not a knee up like i did for the other two’s but ehh.. wanted something out fast im still feeling sickish