banished for poop related crimes
poopcop
Would you like to file a report
luxtempestas
"holy fucking shit holy fucking shit how did they get away with making the bluey dad so hot"
the bluey dad:
i often think about that deep diving expedition where a toad was caught on camera at the bottom of loch ness
i wonder how he’s doing
when the swiss are done hogging the large hadron collider i also have some important experiments to run
americans use imperial because theyd get too scared if their sodas were measured in ML
devastated to open my soda can of pepsi only to reveal 330 Marxist Leninists rushing out like the fucking trojan horse to attack our brave country.
Come and See Him
This is like a dream you wake up from in terror but when you try to explain it to someone they don’t understand the escalation of pure evil you experienced and why you’re so shaken up by it
Guys will live in a house like this and really see no issue
One of the best letters I’ve ever seen just popped up on my Facebook memories. Still makes me laugh.
As today is the 50th anniversary of the moon landing, it’s a great time to revisit Dinah from Devon’s memory of this historic event. And yes, still makes me laugh.
Today is the 54th anniversary of the moon landing, but Dinah’s diary entry is still absolutely magnificent.
i spent an insane amount of time trying to make that gif on my phone lmao please validate me 🥲
OK! OK!
there should be less queer discourse and more queer intercourse
less intercommunity discourse and more intercourse in dis community
Anonymous asked:
Sorry, but what;s the difference between transexual and transgender?
transsexuals hang from the ceiling and transgenders grow up from the ground
