gamming

gearbox had 7 fucking years to drill it into their skulls that supplanting actual jokes with internet memes is a horrible idea. they had 84 months to realize that internet jokes have a half life of about .1% of the time it takes to develop a full game. they had 2555 days and mountains of feedback from literally everyone that littering the dialog, mission text, and other stuff with internet funnies was stupid and they shouldn’t do it again. they had 7 whole ass years to figure out that using memes in place of jokes only causes them to become painfully unfunny over time, until eventually they’re just not funny nor unfunny, they’re just There. and yet

each time you reblog this, someone on a different website gets hit

Still not over the part on Vamp’s wiki page that mentions rewritten scenes/ideas for MGS2 in which Vamp is unable to attack Pliskin/Snake bc hes wearing a cross pendant…

we securing 😂😂😂

boys locker room: gym is so boring i hate our teacher :/

girls locker room:

how i sleep knowing i will pirate every single thing released on disney plus

how y’all gonna sleep after your computers are infected with a bazillion viruses and the feds gon’ bust your asses

how i sleep when I'm pirating disney with a vpn and anti-virus protection.

How I sleep after pirating everything from D+ while using an antivirus, VPN or proxy, and a cantenna to rip off the free wifi at Downtown Disney. If you can’t get wifi directly from the house of mouse McDonald’s will do.

parents be like you can’t imagine how hard it is for us to deal with your mental illness

parents be like *annoyed sigh* you’re suicidal again? really?

dude why can’t parents just act like they’re human and have a soul

picture of all parents

holy shit

transcription: “dude if he fucks up mac and che- … GARFIELD? GARFIELD!? NO! WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU? BEEL GATES? NO, wuh-WAIT, THAT’S MY GAMECUBE YOU BITCH!!!! huoAHWHO THE FUCK ARE YOU!? hWAIT NO GARFIELD IS ON FIRE… DIO! NO! WH

Fact: This is a first person shooter.

When you and your gang destroy the economy

me: i wonder what dunwall memes would look like

me, an hour later: 

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(August 23rd, 2010)

here’s how old tf2 is: it was released in a time when it was considered funny to have a character say “om nom nom om nom” whenever he eats something

what if video games were fun and affordable and everyone who worked on making them was given fair compensation without being overworked and also capitalism was dead

del: yo if i pick that slice up for you it’ll look like you’re levitating it with your mind

russel: i love you man

This will be funnier when I make it into a video later. Had to split it up because of the length.