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Brisket

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my dealer: got some straight gas 🔥🤪 this strain is called “into the unknown”💀 it’ll have you making a pilgrimage in a place between our world and the next 💯☝️

me: yeah, whatever. I don’t feel shit.

five minutes later: bro I swear I saw the beast following us through these mysterious woods that I don’t remember entering

the highwayman: I’m the highwayman

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skeezels

I just don't get the appeal of streams

north atlantic fish watching salmon swim off to get eaten by bears

you absolutely cannot say shit on this website

moderator clarifying the rules of the coprophobia support forum

god fucking damn it

Check for understanding:

  1. When skeezels mentions "streams," what meaning of the word do they likely intend?
  2. What meaning of the word does evilscientist13 base their response off of?
  3. What does creepymutelilbugger mean when she says, "you absolutely cannot say shit on this website?"
  4. What interpretation of their response does silverbridge-harbor use for their own response?
  5. What is the overall style of humor present in this post?
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In Mario Paint, the Gnat Attack minigame simply repeats whenever the player wins against the boss on Level 3. However, players who beat Level 3 may notice that a small star icon would be added to the top left corner of the screen until the minigame is exited.

The star is merely the first of a set of 15 icons that are added, one by one, every time the player beats Level 3 of a cycle. As this takes an extremely long time and does not offer any persistent reward (with the icons all being removed if the player exits the minigame), very few players would bother to beat the game 15 times in a row.

The screenshot shows what the minigame looks like with all 15 icons unlocked. Note how the "princess" icon in the middle appears to be taller than the others; it is actually made out of two separate icons. Beating the game 3 times shows the princess's head, while doing it 8 times adds the body, which appears as one icon due to touching the head.

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bogleech

In a better world the muppets would have been treated so much like actual actors that they wouldn’t have been owned by any brand but would have their own individual careers playing roles in various movies regardless of whether they are “muppet movies.” Just any random guy in any random movie could have been kermit like it’s no big deal.

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In Paper Mario, the Peach segment in the intermission between Chapter 5 and Chapter 6 features a quiz show called the 64th Trivia Quiz-Off, where Peach competes against two Koopatrols, Spiky Tom (on the purple stand) and Spiky John (on the blue stand).

The quiz is deliberately very simple and most players would be able to win even on the first playthrough of the game, which gets Peach a Jammin' Jelly item as a prize. However, there are three other outcomes that can occur if the player does not win.

Top row: if the player does nothing, Spiky Tom will give a few correct answers and win. He will be shown getting the Jammin' Jelly.

Middle row: by strategically answering only some questions, it is possible for the player to tie with Spiky Tom. In this case, the Hammer Bro host will take the prize for himself.

Bottom row: by instantly buzzing in on every question and giving only wrong answers, Peach can prevent not just herself, but any of the contestants from getting any points whatsoever, which also results in the Hammer Bro taking the prize.

Note that Spiky John can never win, or tie with Peach for most points. He is specifically programmed to lose.

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