“…you wouldn’t dare.”

Carl the Animator: “Oh, I dare.“

Ted the Animator: “You’re finally going too far this time.”

Carl the Animator: “It’ll be just another perfectly-ordinary closeup. Trust me.“

Ted the Animator: “There’s Daphne right next to her! And rain! And a window! And a whole wall!”

Carl the Animator: “And here it allllllll disappears.“

Ted the Animator: “…”

Carl the Animator: “…“

Ted the Animator: “…”

Carl the Animator: “…“

Ted the Animator: “…you can’t keep getting away with this.”

Carl the Animator: “Now to just watch it make it into the actual episode!“

we passed a sign in boring that said their sister city is dull, scotland

oh there's a third! bland, new south wales!

you gotta include this photo

ağlıycam

This is it. The internet has come full circle. You can all go home now. We’re done.

Officially licensed 2003 T-shirt featuring various types of mushrooms. The shirt is extremely bizarre with its depiction of mushrooms:

-The first one, "Extra Life", depicts the obscure 1-Up Mushroom design from Super Mario Bros. 2 that was not shared with the rest of the series, but with the color scheme of a regular 1-Up Mushroom.

-The third one, "Block", is an object from Super Mario Bros. 2, a Mushroom Block, that is not consumable and instead can only be picked up and thrown. Its inclusion is questionable as it is, as pointed out by the game's manual, a mushroom-shaped block instead of a block-shaped mushroom.

-The fourth one, "Reverse", has the color scheme of the mushroom panel picture from the slots minigame of the Super Mario All-Stars version of Super Mario Bros. 3, but its name has only ever been used once in a Mario game, in Mario Party 3, where it is green with a red U-turn arrow on it. The mushroom as depicted here corresponds to nothing from any Mario media.

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me: if I become the evil overlord I will never harm my minions

[5 years later]

highly throwable imp: hoohoohee

me: hmm

Mindless drawing, I miss doing this.

oh youre bisexial? name two of every thing

god said this to noah

werewolf transformations and magical girl transformations swapped

"s-stay back! the change... i can't control it!" *horrifying transformation sequence of bones cracking and flesh rearranging, hair growing out, ribbons and flashy jewelry bursting forth from skin, screaming in agony*

alternatively,

"In the name of the moon, I'll punish you!" *lifted up in a rainbow beam of glittering magic. each part of the body bathed in dazzling light before revealing sharp glistening claws, long fangs, and a dark shaggy coat.*

people who wrap bandages around their hands to protect them and people who wear fingerless gloves are like two divergent evolutions of the same species

rogue class vs. fighter class

happy vncup made a vn about girls who call each other sister and frot in a dead world that hates them with @fleshsqueeze

genuinely so happy the target audience found the game

Irida and Glaceon. <3

MA01_Beacon days

This site's hatemail game is insane

Officially licensed Bob-omb headband, available exclusively at the Super Nintendo World theme park in Japan.

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people who don’t watch horror movies are SO confident that they know everything there is to know about the genre. like it’s okay to not know things. it’s okay if you don’t like friday the 13th or whatever. i promise you don’t need to make an ass out of yourself on the internet about it

horror is an incredibly diverse genre, because there is potential horror in everything. it’s in nature, it’s in architecture and technology, it’s in human relationships, it’s in folklore, the past, the future, the mundane. there are horror movies from all over the world. it is straight up anti-intellectual to pretend that the handful of B slashers you’ve vaguely heard about comprise the totality of what horror has to offer. If you’re just not interested in horror, or if you dislike certain subgenres of horror, then that’s fine, you’re not obligated to like anything at all. but smugly announcing that you don’t like horror because you dislike a handful of VERY specific non-universal tropes is just as stupid as saying that you hate comedy because you don’t like adam sandler movies.

this is what I mean by anti-intellectualism btw

i always find it weird when people describe children as worry free because most of my childhood memories are of me worrying