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trying to make self aware honkai star rail au a thing
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the grand masterlist

of all of my posts, including reblogs

PLEASE NOTE THAT I POSTED THIS EARLY EVEN THOUGH ITS NOT DONE BC I HAD AN ERROR IN DRAFTS WHERE IT WASNT SAVING MY EDITS HOPEFULLY IT FIXES IT BC RN MY MASTERLIST ONLY HAS MY REBLOGS AND ITS REALLY BORING

edit 2/20/2023 8:06 pm I added my genshin shitposts but then I tried to add more and it still didn't work screw you tumblr
edit 2/20/2023 8:07 pm I added my one tribe nine shitpost
edit 2/20/2023 8:12 pm I got some of my random thought shitposts to post but they won't save once I manually edit it as a fancy click on link
edit 2/20/2023 8:31 pm I got all of my random thought shitposts onto the masterlist
edit 2/20/2023 8:42 pm I added roblox and twst shitposts
EDIT 2/21/2023 11:52 AM APPARENTLY I CAN ONLY ADD 100 LINKS TO A POST IM GONNA CRY (I did add soul hackers 2, SAGAU, and some pokemon shitposts)
edit 2/21/2023 12:12 pm working on a masterlist for each category that'll be linked in the grand masterlist (like one for shitposts specifically)
edit 2/22/2023 5:48 pm I made a masterlist specifically for shitposts, it's linked here now (I also shrunk the text of the edit logs bc it was kinda getting long, and added the link to the genshin dystopian au masterlist)
edit 2/22/2023 6:25 pm I made a reblog masterlist (rants/discussions is next)
edit 2/23/2023 9:08 am I added rants/discussions and memes
EDIT 2/23/2023 9:40 AM FINALLY THE MASTERLIST IS DONE

(read more if you dare)

#genshin impact#genshin headcanons#genshin au#tribe nine#masterlist#reblogging#twisted wonderland#disney twisted wonderland#twst#twst x reader#x reader#nijisanji#nijisanji en#politics#pokemon#black butler#splatoon#big man#roblox#glitches#sagau#genshin sagau#genshin impact sagau#sagau imposter au#imposter au#genshin dystopian au
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crheativity
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Vil is so moronsexual, change my mind.

Vil: I will only marry one who is worthy of me.

Mc: *trips and falls in the parking lot after being distracted by a cute dog*

Vil: That one. I want that one.

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Actually your honor I would like to argue that this is rook and not vil for no other reason than I think I am on to something

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i-am-a-fish
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i-am-a-fish

get 3 or more to win

🔲 Brush teeth

🔲 Pet animal

🔲 Draw something

🔲 Shower

🔲 Drink water

🔲 Cook something

🔲 Find a new song you like

if you win, you get to look at this really good clipart of a rhino I found

It's hidden in the keep reading tab. DO NOT look at this rhino unless you have successfully done 3 or more tasks

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Saving this for myself bc this is of the utmost importance. My needs are simple.

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BRO DKD YALL SEE DEUCES MOM

BRO MS. SPDAE

PLEASE

GIVE ME ONE CHANCE MS. SPADE

I PROMISE ILL TREAT YOU RIGHT

RAHHHHHSHSHEHHRJEJEJEENEJEBEJEBEB

LIVE LAUGH LOVE MS. SPADE.

OM MY GOODNESS SHES SO FINE 😫

MS. SPADE GIVE ME ONE CHANCE AND ILL TREAT YOU RIGHT PLEASEEEEEE

I'm prolly gonna right a fic where middle school reader meets Deuces mom and goes feral over her maybe 🤗 or Ms. Spade just dotes on the reader you get what I mean.

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the song Stacy's Mom but it's about deuce's mom

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500-moths-in-a-trenchcoat
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ok since i don't think i've seen any semi-comprehensive lists of the tumblr holidays for the reddit refugees, here it is.

IT JUST HAPPENS

  • DAY 15 GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 15
  • Thursday the 20th
  • The Fifth of Wednesday
  • Sometime in June: That One Halloween Post Starts Circulating
  • Sometime in July: Dancing Pumpkin Man Video/Gif

WEEKLY EVENTS

  • Every Monday: El Muchacho Monday
  • Every Tuesday: Tuesday Again? No Problem...
  • Every Wednesday: Wet Beast Wednesday
  • Every Thursday: Out of Touch Thursday
  • Every Friday: Flat Fuck Friday
  • Every Saturday: Don't @ Me, I'm Chilling/Caturday
  • Every Sunday: Fingers In His Ass Sunday

YEARLY EVENTS

  • January 16: Appreciate a Dragon Day
  • January 29: Threshold Day
  • All of February: Funguary
  • February 14: Aromantic/Asexual Day
  • March 9: Miku Day
  • March 10: Mario Day
  • March 14: Pi Day
  • March 15: Ides of March
  • March 23: Ever Given Got Stuck Today
  • April 1: Mishapocalypse
  • April 2: Dashcon Announcement Anniversary
  • April 3: Dannypocalypse
  • April 8: Rex Manning Day
  • ALSO April 8: MARGARET THATCHER IS DEAD
  • April 13: Neil Banging Out The Tunes
  • ALSO April 13: Homestuck Day
  • April 20: haha 420 blaze it
  • April 25: The Perfect Date
  • April 28: Ed Balls Day
  • April 30: It's Gonna Be May
  • All of May: Mermay
  • May 3: Beginning of Dracula Daily
  • May 4: May the 4th Be With You
  • May 5: Revenge of the Fifth
  • May 25: The Glorious 25th of May
  • All of June: Pride Month
  • ALSO All of June: IT'S HALLOWEEN TIME TO GET SPOOKY
  • June 5: Barricade Day
  • June 16: Let Papyrus Say Fuck
  • July 20: Moon Landing
  • September 8: The Queen Is Dead and Sans Undertale Killed Her
  • September 21: DO YOU REMEMBER-
  • All of October: SKELETON WAR
  • ALSO All of October: Inktober
  • October 3: Mean Girls Day
  • ALSO October 3: Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood Day
  • October 20: Unnecessary Feelings Day
  • October 31: HALLOWEEN
  • November 5: honestly what didn't happen that day
  • November 19: Goncharov
  • All of December: Will the Gävle Goat Get Destroyed Again?
  • December 10: Please, It's Christmas
  • December 24: ALMOST CHRISTMAS MEANS IT WASN'T CHRISTMAS
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real

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noteriezan1
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"Dance under the Moonlight"

She is bad at dancing... so Tsunotaro will try his best to teach her the moves.

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I should probably create a short bio about Prefect Yuuni ≖‿≖

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I just went through the five stages of grief because I thought yuuni was kokichi ouma for about 10 seconds

#twisted wonderland#twst#twst malleus#malleus draconia#twst yuu#twst oc#malleus x mc#malleyuu#kokichi ouma#danganronpa#get out of here kokichi#nobody likes you /j
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I realized that it is not common knowledge among Pokémon fans that mew is based on a fetus. I must not be normal the autism is showing

#pokemon#mew
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CRUD I WAS TRYING TO UPDATE MY GRAND MASTERLIST AND MY SHITPOST MASTERLIST HIT THE LINK LIMIT NOOOOOO

#shitpost
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Anonymous asked:

Hey uh im not really sure if its a good idea to post anything about sagau on youtube or tiktok. Not to say that you cant, but youtube and tiktok has a wider audience that may or may not take the chance to dunk on this extremely niche interest. Ive known artists and writers who’ve had their works made fun of on tiktok, so just wanted to give you this heads up because some people are not very nice and receptive on the internet :’))

I mean, anything that gets at least some attraction is going to get hate, right? If I can't avoid it, I might as well go for it.

I also finished the script, I am planning on recording before I actually make video visuals!!

#sagau#idk what else to tag this#this is my roundabout way of saying i do not care and i do not fear the internet#i was bullied in middle school for liking pokemon#if i get bullied for liking something so popular#why should i care if im being bullied over something niche#like im gonna be bullied either way#and you never know#maybe people will actually like it