Can someone please put everyone out of their misery and identify what song is being used here
Can You Hear the Music by Ludwig Gorransson off the Oppenheimer soundtrack
how do conservatives think talking to children works? if a four year old came up to me and said “i’m a cat!!” i would say “really? what makes you a cat?” and they’d say some shit like “i have claws >:)” and i’d be like “oh wow, you do have claws. but wait, i thought cats had pointed ears!” and they’d say “they DO!!!” and then i’d pull up a picture of an elf and ask “is THIS a cat?” and they’d yell “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”
u wouldn’t say “fucking hell, Emily, get it together. this is the real world”
By growing it in the dark it means the rhubarb doesn't place any energy and nutrition into growing leaves. So it puts everything into the edible stem and grows taller, more nutritious and tastier.
The candle light is just tradition. You could use electric lights if you wanted.
harry dubois would end death note in one episode. he'd be unkillable bc he has no fucking idea what his name is and then he'd go drink driving and accidentally run light over and the killings would mysteriously stop
Harry: Kim, what's following that kid?
Kim: ...
Harry: What?
Kim: What are you talking about?
Inland Empire [80%]
Looks like you're the only one who can see it.
Harry: The... bone monster?
Kim: The bone monster.
Harry: Yes. The bone monster.
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it gets easier everyday
kramergate
remember when things were simple
pigpocket
this is the saddest fucking image on this website
Once you get to a certain level of advanced maths, you basically become a wizard.
this is what a page of my wizards spellbook looks like
Sounds like something a wizard mocking another wizard for their poorly written spellbook would say
[image id: Tags by deerest-me. #hey look it's the full lagrangian for the standard model written out #let's all point and laugh at it for its failure to incorporate massive neutrinos]
to be honest now a lot of people have stopped talking about tears of the kingdom i'm kind of shocked i didn't see a single person point out how weird it is that they damselled zelda again. like they literally just had the opportunity to make her a main character and hang out, but they decided to jump through hoops to make her a damsel in distress for the 5 billionth time
has nobody else noticed that literally every single zelda game fujibayashi has directed finds an excuse to damsel zelda, even when it requires huge amounts of plot contrivance? literally what's up with that
^ bit odd innit. isn't it funny how the two toon link games fujibayashi didn't direct (wind waker and spirit tracks) are the ones where zelda "gets to be an actual character" and "has autonomy" and "is present in the story literally at all"
thats a bit fucked up why did he say that
hey its totally fine to voice your disdain towards Zelda's treatment in games Fujibayashi but why did you post an edit of the Wikipedia page cus that's not what he said at all.
hold up im reading more about the lionfish thing and this one island in Honduras has had such a huge problem with lionfish that the measures they have taken include
• getting special exemption from the Honduran government to allow divers access to harpoons and spears which are otherwise illegal in fishing
• public campaign to teach people how to prepare and eat lionfish (apparently they are very tasty once the poisonous spines are removed) (but watch out)
• holding lionfish combination hunting competition and cookout (reportedly they killed and cooked 1,700 in a day) (someone killed 60 of them with a rubber band spear gun???)
• most recently and apparently out of desperation, the divers in charge of culling the lionfish in the Roatan Marine Park just started. feeding the lionfish they killed to sharks. bc what else are you gonna do with it
• the sharks don’t seem to notice or be affected by the poison and begin hanging out with the divers
• the sharks then were seen hunting and killing the lionfish on their own
like this is nuts to me sorry. the sharks just had to be shown “hey this is food, did you know?? you can eat these!! here try one!!” we are possibly altering an entire foodchain bc we like feeding the big ocean wolves
I know it's because they're invasive but it's hilarious how many different ways human have come up with to send this one fish in particular to the plinko.
nothing will make you think "i have got to get weirder" more than finally feeling comfortable enough around other people to admit to interests of yours that you think make you a freak and a weirdo only to realize with a combination of embarrassment and relief that you're like a normie to them
"sicko feedback loop" is a warrior's bond stronger and more meaningful than marriage
"look at the point we've reached as a society" [screenshot of one tweet]
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a big beautiful gay man i can only assume my gay brothers would call a bear occasionally shops at my work and i lose my mind every time i see him because every time i see him he’s wearing a different flamboyant shirt and every time i see one of those ridiculous patterned shirts I Have A Moment because i, a big beautiful butch lesbian, so far own EVERY SINGLE ONE OF HIS RIDICULOUS SHIRTS TOO FFFJGJJ
this is true mlm and wlw solidarity.
there was this kid at my high school on our cross country team who would always wear ratty punk band tshirts on runs instead of the usual underarmor/nothing and one time the legend wore a fucking Police Story tshirt. the super Christian kid* got so upset he almost started crying on the run lmfao
*broke up with his girlfriend because he had a dream where Jesus told him to
for context this is the cover art for the Police Story single:
