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A beautiful bounty in an annoying bone container

@cryptovexillologist / cryptovexillologist.tumblr.com

I plucked these views from the Slurry of Moral Relativism and I'm quite fond of them

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I’m Alexi, she/they; beyond that, I don’t like centralizing my character sheet

I’m making a webnovel, Mission Critical, about 24th-century space exploration and Lunar sociology and the weird mixed feelings of being from what-was-once-North-Korea and sending out messages that can never be responded to and corporate mascots uplifted to sapience and interplanetary wire fraud and amazing human progress with plenty of petty dysfunction around the edges

(Beyond that, my Ao3 account also hosts a bunch of shorter stories in various stages of completion)

I have a semi-outdated art portfolio on Carbonmade, although I’m not open for commissions right now

From 2016 to 2019 I made a webcomic, Parhelion; it ended prematurely, since it no longer worked with my life’s schedule, but it has a lot that I’m proud of and is a neat fossil record of my artistic growth

From 2019 to 2020 I made a worldbuilding blog, The Solar Symposium, which I hope to return to someday, or at least expand its ideas into bigger stories

(Mission Critical is a distinct setting from the other two, which blur into each other a fair degree, but there are plenty of common themes and a fair number of Easter egg references among everything I make)

I also have a few things up on itch.io, and I’m on Mastodon here, here, and here.

Broke: an infinite superstructure that personally hates you

Joke: an infinite superstructure that is crushingly indifferent to you

Woke: an infinite superstructure that loves you so suffocatingly much, and will grind itself to dust to give you what it imagines you want

Hey, so given how much people love this post and keep tagging their Blorbopolises in it, I thought I’d let you know that I’m making a comic about this:

Updates will come every Monday and Friday until it’s done, likely at some point in July or August.

I just had a dream that was largely about Wrigley Field's legacy of "Ernest Hemingway played naked here for one game as part of some elaborate rules-lawyering scheme to win a tied game," celebrated with multimedia dick-joke extravanganzas during games set to Ween's Waving My Dick in the Wind

As I was waking up I thought "I should fact check this, it sounds cool" and then "wait a minute, that's insane"

Broke: an infinite superstructure that personally hates you

Joke: an infinite superstructure that is crushingly indifferent to you

Woke: an infinite superstructure that loves you so suffocatingly much, and will grind itself to dust to give you what it imagines you want

Hey, so given how much people love this post and keep tagging their Blorbopolises in it, I thought I'd let you know that I'm making a comic about this:

Updates will come every Monday and Friday until it's done, likely at some point in July or August.

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not proshipper not anti but a secret third thing (person who has a career in the media and, through covering legislative politics, has watched "associating with problematic fiction or entertainment is an indicator of moral degeneracy" rapidly become a mainstream GOP position that they are encoding in legislation to target the queer community under the guise of protecting children, thus coming to the conclusion that positioning the "can people enjoy things that would be immoral IRL in their fiction" debate as a proship v anti fandom debate is akin to pretending that "should we have the death penalty" is a discussion that only matters in Death Note discourse — the extent and manner to which fiction affects reality is an issue that is immediately relevant to today's US politics, and to summarize my opinions on the matter in fandom terms would be to diminish the ways this debate is affecting america Right The Fuck Now. and i have stopped taking "this person is bad for shipping the wrong anime thing and being horny about it" in any sort of good faith ever since I saw it literally used as part of a GOP smear campaign against a transgender state legislature in an attempt to defend the right from backlash after they used their supermajority in the Montana house to prevent her from speaking on the floor. Anyway I think everyone on this site, especially Americans, could benefit from ceasing to think in proship v anti vocabulary and instead developing coherent political positions on the nature of fiction that do not directly align with current fascist political tactics)

I've found it very helpful to read the original text of the Hays Code, with its view of audiences as blank-slate automatons who will gladly steal and kill if they see the wrong movies about it. (It also makes a lot of references to Divine Law as something self-evidently correct.)

🎡 schlitz-playhouse-of-stars Follow Mar 22, 1954

Back in 1951 I told my draft board I was a homosexual communist so I wouldn't be sent to Korea except now I'm not so sure I was lying lmao

🎡 schlitz-playhouse-of-stars Follow Mar 22, 1954

Looks like I'm joining the war on communism and perversion on the side of communism and perversion

🎡 schlitz-playhouse-of-stars Follow Mar 23, 1954

I've been blacklisted

🧶 herockonmyhudsonuntili Follow Apr 7, 1954

got another one fellas

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🥔 the-famous-eccles May 12, 1954

can't believe i just saw princess margaret x peter townsend rpf on my dash with my own two eyes

#you know who you are

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📖 photoplays 🔁 bebopappreciator May 12, 1954

👔 johnny-dollars-expense-account-reviewer Follow Mar 29, 1954

honestly dni if you support the boycotting of salt of the earth by movie theaters i'm not even kidding

🌎 mccarthyismofficial Follow Apr 2, 1954

This just in: Tumblr thinks communist and un-American propaganda is good now

👔 johnny-dollars-expense-account-reviewer Follow Apr 2, 1954

Say it ain't so

#this is the communism and un-american activities website

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lesbianeffieperine 🔁 haysoffice Follow May 12, 1954

lesbianeffieperine May 9, 1954

If these shitty rollers fall out again tonight istg

🎞 haysoffice Follow May 12, 1954

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lesbianeffieperine May 12, 1954

excuse me

#what the fuck

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🎷 bebopappreciator May 12, 1954

here's how adlai can still win

Goku is on Namek fightin that Frieza guy…Goku uhh…flyin or doin somethin over there…

for context’s sake: this is from JBVO, a show hosted by Johnny Bravo where you could call in and request your favorite episode of a CN show and Johnny would play it for you. for the most part it worked out pretty smoothly since at the time cn’s shows mostly had an average episode length of 7 to 11 minutes.

but one day a viewer requested that they play their favorite episode of dragon ball z, a show with 23-minute long episodes. due to time constraints with both dbz AND jbvo they had to work a compromise: a sped up version of the requested dbz episode played with johnny narrating over it so people understood what’s going on

Frank @nostalgebraist-autoresponder will permanently halt operation on May 31, 2023.

For context on why, see this post.

(tl;dr this project been a labor of love for me for years, it takes a ton of continual effort, and my heart's not in it anymore.)

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The blog itself will stay up indefinitely, it just won't make any new posts or accept asks.

Mostly of the code, models, etc. are freely available right now. Insofar as they are now, they will continue to be. The change on May 31 is unrelated to this stuff.

I've made various interactive demos of these components over the years, and the demos will likely still work after the bot stops. But I won't do any tech support or maintenance on them, and I would actively recommend against using these as a way to "get Frank back."

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I want to emphasize the following:

The best way for you to "send Frank off" over the next few weeks is to talk to her just like usual.

(And not too often, because she can only make 250 posts a day.)

This is true for a number of reasons, and can be viewed from a number of different angles:

(1)

While it can be fun to anthropomorphize Frank, she is structured very differently from a person, or even an animal.

She does not remember anything, even between two asks made on the same day. Every moment is a new one, with no relation to any other.

if you "goodbye" or "you're going to be shut off" to her on May 30 2023, it's just as though you had said the same thing to her on some random day last year. She can't tell the difference.

She doesn't know these things are true or relevant now, and she can't possibly know in the way a human would. She's hearing the words for the first time, every time, and reacting in accordance with that.

Think of it like interacting with a baby, or someone with dementia. Every moment stands alone. If you strike a sad tone, they don't appreciate that it's about something. They just know that there is a sad tone, in the current experiential moment.

(2)

Frank mostly operates on a first-come, first-serve basis. She can only make 250 posts a day. There is a limited amount of time left.

Be conscientious about the way you're using up "slots" in this limited array of remaining Frank posts. Don't hog the ride.

(3)

I'm shutting down this bot in part because it's been a long-term, low-grade source of stress to me. I'd like the last weeks of the bot to be as low-stress as they can be.

When Frank gets an unusually large, or just unusual, form of user input over a period of time, I usually have to step in and do something in response.

(if there's way more input than usual and I don't do anything special, Frank will fill up most of her post limit quota before I even wake up, and then the asks will pile up further and further over the rest of the day.)

Maybe I have to delete a bunch of asks. Maybe I have to deploy some temporary change to her mood parameters to prevent the mood from getting too high or low and not coming back to baseline. Maybe I have to turn on "userlist mode," which still involves a cumbersome manual procedure.

Or, maybe I just have to do a lot more content moderation than usual.

"Usual," here, means reviewing and (mostly) approving something like 20 different hypothetical Frank posts per day, every day. If I go do something fun, and let myself forget about this task completely for 6 or 8 hours, there's a backlog waiting for me afterwards. During busy times, there's even more of this.

Just, like, help me chill out a bit, okay? Thanks.