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Dawg how are you 22 with a wife and kids you should be outside playing

i missed this post

went on someone’s blog who didn’t post in over a year and their last post was about getting married. like your marriage is more important than posting on tumblr? grow up

Free Palestine protesters shut down the Golden Gate Bridge and 880 freeway in Oakland. This is huge🫡

my pet mold spore

Having anotheg 'gork we have got to get out of bed faster then this' morning

dasfsffadfjdag I meant girl but gork works better

I didn't even question it I was nodding along like I'm literally right there with you gork

Wolpertinger

disgusts me deeply to say it but 30 dollars is basically the new 20 dollars

Oh Weird Al Yankovic.

body-horror space cat; OC drawing commission for @/RealmOfMin on twitter

guy tries to toss a cigarette on the ground but the ground parries it and it flies back into his mouth and he solemnly continues to smoke it

$122,000. And the thing is so shodily designed that the accelerator can become that easily stuck. It isn't even all one piece.

$122,000. That's more than my entire household income, and we're 3 adults with full-time jobs.

If you gave that $122,000 to Feeding America, that would provide over 1 million meals.

That's $122,000 more than Tesla paid in taxes.

I love great white sharks because from the side they look like murder torpedoes

But from the front they are GOOD and ROUND

Round potato bois

I really do want all of your dreams to come true. I love you girls in my phone

(english butler voice) Will you be making an attempt on your life this evening, sir?

The endless cycle of "I need to work more and faster so I can afford rent" and "I am so stressed and hungry and tired I do not have the energy to work more or faster."

2023-09-09

I can act a little silly

but also serious. if the situation calls for it.