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let’s see paul allen’s blog

@cryptidarin

arin • he/him • 20 • be excellent to each other

whenever i get intrusive thoughts i think to myself "thats not canon" and most of the time they go away. if its not canon it cant hurt me

"why do you want to maim and kill" i literally dont??? banned from chat. not even canon.

So ya know how some animals will pick their babies up and carry them around with their mouths?

I'm imagining ghouls doing this, even if they have hands available, because there's, like, some sort of instinctual hang-up there from living in the pit where you needed to have your hands free for fighting/climbing/whatever else you needed to get up to down there.

Some ghouls wrap their kits and carry them around like how humans do, sort of swaddled/strapped to their backs or fronts, but if they don't have that, they absolutely will be standing around with their kit dangling from their mouth, and, man, would that be a horrifying thing for the human clergy to witness.

Like;

Copia, out for a walk: -sees Dewdrop holding something in his mouth- "Ghoul? What do you have??" Dew, turning: "Prrp?" Copia, seeing it's a baby: "WHAT ARE YOU DOING???" Dew, grabbing the kit so he can talk: "Taking the baby for a walk, what does it look like??" Copia, hand on his chest: "Like a fucking Goya painting..." Dew: "Was unaware the bean company made art."

You get the point.

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"how to look androgynous" "nonbinary fashion tips" you are skinny im not listening to you

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Youre supposed to interpret it as "skinny nonbinary ppl see themselves as the default state of being nonbinary and exclude fat nonbinary people constantly especially in discussions of presentation" hope that helps

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my brother started calling our cat "doobie brother" which he then lengthened to "dubious brother" and has since morphed into "brother dubious" like he's some sort of fucked up little monk

me: i don’t want to see jellyfish so i will blacklist the tag #jellyfish

people with no common sense: je11yf1sh, je11¥fi5h, j*llyf*sh, je//ÿf!sh, j3ï||yf¡sh, gel lee fisk

result: cannot account for the sheer amount of possible ways to alter the word jellyfish

conclusion: i have to see jellyfish now.

Once again, tumblr is not tiktok, tag properly.

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when sister calls for an emergency meeting but you were already preoccupied. copia at least respectful but is honestly on edge, while terzo is straight up ANNOYED.