Toa Tuyet

The woman who would spawn an empire.

Since we’re getting an influx of citrus.

Let’s get this mess started the right way. Shitposting memes.

Since we’re getting an influx of citrus.

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The Toa as D&D Classes

(I haven’t seen this done before, so here’s my take on what class each Toa would be. Feel free to add your own ideas.)

Toa Mata/Nuva:

Tahu: Desert Totem Barbarian that later multiclasses into Eldritch Knight Fighter

Gali: Tempest Cleric with really high Dexterity and Intelligence

Lewa: College of Satire Bard who has higher Dexterity than Charisma for some reason

Kopaka: Oath of Devotion Paladin who convinced the DM to let him use Intelligence for spellcasting instead of Charisma so he could make it his dump stat

Pohatu: Way of the Open Palm Monk who got really good rolls for all his stats

Onua: Honestly this one is the hardest for me. His fighting style (at least initially) is very AoE and physical, so I’m thinking either Mountain Druid or maybe another Monk

Takanuva: Light Cleric who uses his Charisma for his spellcasting because having high Wisdom wouldn’t fit the character

Toa Metru/Hordika:

Vakama: Gunslinger Artificer who doesn’t use his Charisma for much until the campaign goes to crap and then he won’t stop using it to get things back on track

Nokama: Knowledge Cleric who ends up starting off with a lot of languages because of her background and race combo, and then picks all the language spells Nokama stop

 Matau: Arcane Trickster Rogue who actually has really good stats, but is always fumbling his rolls

“I wanna flirt with Nokama”

“Roll Performance”

*rolls a 1*

“She makes a snappy comeback about you saying Vakama has strange visions and you take 1d4 Psychic damage from that burn”

Nuju: Divination Wizard who only picks Frost spells because none of the enemies are resistant

Onewa: Champion Fighter who spends more of his time focusing on his Guild Artisan background than combat

Whenua: Transmutation Wizard who has really high Strength because he’s sick of not dealing damage when baddies get too close and he has no spell slots left

Toa Inika/Mahri:

Jaller: Samurai Fighter who starts off focusing on his Dex before he switches to Strength in Mahri Nui. Also has really high Wisdom and Perception

Hahli: Moon Circle Druid who really, really likes her beast abilities

Kongu: Beast Master Ranger who keeps fumbling his Animal Handling rolls, and will only use ranged weapons

Matoro: Conjuration Wizard who later has his subclass changed to Necromancy in Mahri Nui

Hewkii: Weapons Master Fighter who has way too many weapons

Nuparu: Gunslinger Artificer who convinced the DM to let him use his shield as a weapon

Miscellaneous:

Krakua: Bladesinger Bard who won’t shut up

Helryx: Oath of the Crown Paladin 

Fa-Matoran have an internal compass that grants them a strong sense of direction, making them excellent navigators. source

Tiny Headcanon that they can also serve as an external compass if floating in still water. Though depending on their natural charge either their head or their feet will shift to point to magnetic north. They consider this a downside as they hate water as much as most other Matoran groups.

Fa-Matoran and Fa-Toa are in great demand for groups exploring new Spherus Magna for this very skill. 

Toa Leader: “Whelp, we’re lost again.” *Looks at the team water Toa* “Break out the kiddy pool.”

Fa-Matoran Chronicler: *groans*

a tough decision

he has animal crossing too, no wonder 69.9% of the playerbase went with him

apparently it had a mouth

via reddit

Wat, aside from this being new knowledge to me he looks kinda like Dialga when the mawbeak thing opens up.

my last two brain cells

HIDEO KOJIMA, ABSOLUTE MAD MAN, AT IT AGAIN

Bob’s Burgers did it first 😤😤😤

don’t u dare come to my page and insult metal gear again

Metal Gear is precious.