My creativity has been stuck in essentially a rush hour traffic jam for like weeks, so let's write something silly for practice, shall we?

Versions: The Brothers, Side characters

Warnings: Gender neutral pronouns for MC, Cussing, Slight yandere themes (Belphegor, Asmodeus)

Links: Masterlist

• This demon likes sticking to rules
• Running on hallways? Detention
• Eating during class? Detention
• Not paying attention to class? Detention
• No one is safe...
• Except for one person.
• The cafeteria if filled with loud noises, your voice shouting profanities to another demon specifically.
• Everyone listening to the argument feels like they're stomach is about to burst out of nervousness because "What if Lucifer randomly comes in and put all of us is detention because we just stood by and didn't do anything to stop the fight?!"
• And he did.
• But what surprised them is that he didn't shout or anything, he just stood there for a few second and scanned the crowd looking for one of his brothers.
• Spotted Mammon and came close to him before whispering something among themselves.
• And then he just stood there
• Doing nothing
• As if it's just fucking okay to let a human, the exchange student at that, to scream and curse a demon because he won't cooperate into this project.
• And when the demon started cursing back at you, the rules are suddenly so strict as if cussing will cause the end of the 8 rings of hell.
• The demon is sent to detention, removed from the group, suspended, and many more.
• And who knows? Maybe you pulled just a few strings to have that demon expelled.
• But what the citizens sure know is that they never saw anyone again after talking to MC like that.

• Diavolo will gladly revert into his demon form for you if you ask…in private. As much as he would love for you to give him affection like this, he’s still the prince of the Devildom and has an image to uphold which upsets him
• So the moment you’re both in private, he is bending to your will. Man is putty in your hands, bending to any request you ask of him as he just wants to relax with his partner wrapped in his arms
• You were both finally resting in the prince’s room after a long day of royal junk on his end. So after a nice shower and getting some tea from Diavolo’s butler, you were both cuddled in the bed absolutely covered in blankets
• Diavolo relaxes against you, the warmth from your hold and from the bed itself causing him to start purring. It’s a deep, rumbling, and guttural sound. It’s enough to literally shake someone
• The prince is prideful of his purr and, while he can’t show it off in public, isn’t ashamed of showing it off. He’s not hiding any giddy feelings from any compliments you give, rolling on the bed and kicking his feet…literally
• His large wings encase you in a giant hug, hiding you away from any potential prying eyes, if there were any. He hugs you close to his chest, resting his head on top of your own
• Diavolo purring isn’t a rarity, in private that is. He will happily let out his low and rumbling purrs but he has to hold back in public because of his status, which hurts him. Just hearing him is like a soul cleanser

• Oh man, good luck. Barbatos doesn’t consider him going full demon form important unless he deems it absolutely necessary or if his lord asks him to
• It takes a little while to persuade the demon but, for this scenario, let’s say you manage to convince him. It would have to be on a day that his lord gives him off and the prince would be more than willing to give him a day off for you to spend time together
• There are very few places where Barbatos can fully relax while also maintaining some privacy for the both of you. You’d both probably end up taking a guest room since his room isn’t really for relaxing now, is it?
• You both end up cuddling sitting up since the butler can’t really make himself fully relax but it’s as close as you can get from him. With you sitting in his lap and your head resting in the crook of his neck, his tails resting against your thigh, he purrs
• It’s very quiet and high pitched. Since you’re close to his chest, it’s easy to hear but if you weren’t, you’d be none the wiser. He doesn’t purr often for a lot of reasons whether for professionalism or preference but he’s not opposed to any compliments you throw his way
• His tails creep up from their place on your thighs to rest and curl around your waist, silently trying to pull you closer to him. Barbatos shifts only slightly so that he can get cozier against you
• Again, Barbatos purring is a rarity just like getting him to relax long enough so that you can cuddle. Although it takes a lot of work, he rather enjoyed this. Perhaps there could be more like this in the future

• Since Mephisto, as of right now, doesn’t have a canonical demon form, I would think getting into said form would be hard so…good luck. Really. Man is insanely stubborn
• It would take a lot of persuasion in order to see him in said form and, even then, it’s not a guarantee success. It would be easy to convince the demon to cuddle with his partner just not seeing him in demon form. But, for the sake of story, let’s say you see this unknown demon form
• Mephisto would probably bring you to a private place where no one would be able to disturb you and make sure that you were comfortable. I’m talking huge blankets, calming teas, lovely little desserts. You want it, he’ll get it
• When you both finally end up getting comfy and settled together against each other, he starts to relax and starts purring. His purr is deep but lacks the rumbling. Like, you can hear it from afar but it’s not a big attention-grabber
• Mephisto likes his purr very much but since he’s a high class noble he can’t really let loose since he has many responsibilities and doesn’t really let himself relax. However, he is practically sucking up any and all compliments you give him, affirming your praises and internally kicking his feet
• He unconsciously cuddles closer to you, pulling you as close to him as physically possible. It’s best to not say anything to Mephisto as he would end up pulling away if you did
• Mephisto purring is a rarity just like getting him to relax is. Although he doesn’t give himself a lot of time off, he doesn’t mind spending those times with his partner. Maybe he’ll get more days off in the future…?

GIF by yazmmy

• Ok so Ballister and Ambrosius have already basically adopted Nimona and they thought, hey why don't we get another kid so they did.
• You were the quiet kid in the back of the orphanage playing with your toys. It was Nimona who came up to you.

"Hey, what ya you doing?" Nimona asked. You looked up at her but didn't say anything, you lifted up your plushie showing that you were playing with it.

"Not much of a talker, aye." Nimona said, she nodded her head. "I respect it." Nimona shifted into a cat and took the plushie out of your hand.

You looked confused, you didn't know she could do that. Nimona then turned into a bird and dropped the plushie on your head before going back to her human form. You looked at her and smiled, Nimona's face softened before she picked you up and carried you back over Ballister and Ambrosius.

"Can we take this one?" Nimona asked as she held you up to Ambrosius and Ballister, both looked very confused but agreed.

• And that's how you become part of the family. Now you had a little, well a lot of trouble getting use to your new family. You mostly hanged around Nimona, you followed her wherever she went.
• Ambrosius tried and I mean REALLY tried to help you get use to things but for some reason you kind of avoided him or just didn't talk to him (to be fair you didn't really talk much in the first place). Though there was hope, very small hope but hope nonetheless.
• Nimona and Ballister went out to get food which left you and Ambrosius alone. You were watching your cartoons while Ambrosius was sitting next to you and just kinda watched you, he didn't know what to do should he try and talk to you, no that would be dumb you don't normally talk.

While Ambrosius was thinking to himself, you were getting sleepy. You leaned against Ambrosius which shocked him but he quickly recovered and picked you up so you were sitting on his lap.

You leaned your head against his chest, holding your plushie tight and slowly fell asleep. Ambrosius was doing a victory dance in his head. Ambrosius laid down on the sofa so you could be more comfortable. Nimona and Ballister came home to the sight of you and Ambrosius cuddling on the sofa both of you asleep.

• Now with Ballister you liked him and sometimes follow him around when Nimona wasn't around. Ballister would always make you snacks, he knew remembered what you liked and what you didn't like. He knows what your allergic to and what can't have.
• You like watching him make your snacks, Ballister even let's you help him sometimes though it usually ends up with you making a mess.

"Baby can you get flour from the pantry" Ballister asked. You nodded and put your plushie down, you walked to the pantry and grabbed the bag of flour. Now the bag of flour was quite big do you were kind of wobbling as you walk, right as you were about a steps from Ballister you fell down.

The flour was everywhere including on you. You sneezed. Ballister looked down at you concerned. "Oh god, baby are you okay?" Ballister asked kneeling down your level, he started to fix your hair that had the most flour on it. You nodded, you fell on your butt so you didn't really hurt yourself.

• Ballister still let's you helps, he just makes sure to watch you carefully.
• Overall you like your family even if you still are getting use to it. After all your safe here, your home.

A/n: i just got my nails done and it’s a pain to type without messing up. 😥

Pt. 2 will be up within the week!!!!