Words of wisdom

ready for autumn asks

i’m really missing autumn so i wanted to make this ask to get people in the spirit since we’re only about a month away from september now.

1. apple 🍏: do you typically go to the apple orchard in autumn? 2. pumpkin 🎃: how do you feel about the psl and pumpkin spice flavoring in general? 3. spiderweb 🕸: what is your favorite autumn weather? 4. bat 🦇: did you buy or make your costumes as a kid? 5. owl 🦉: what is your favorite autumn candy or dessert? 6. ghost 👻: what is your favorite horror movie? 7. spider 🕷: rank the seasons from best to worst. 8. leaves 🍂: did/do you like back-to-school time? 9. crescent moon 🌙: what is your favorite fall clothing item? 10. skull 💀: do you have good autumns where you live?

i am so bored; please leave some of these in my ask. i’ll be leaving asks for as many people who reblog as i can keep track of.

Let’s do some autumn asks since cosy days are just around the corner

He can have a tummy and still be yummy

“Let’s go handle it somewhere else”

this is gonna be an extremely unpopular opinion so bare with me, but i don’t think children should be vaccinated unless they really absolutely want to be and if they grow up into adults who still don’t want to be vaccinated then so be it.

kids are too young to fully grasp what vaccination does to you, and i don’t mean that in a “they’ll make you autistic and die” way. i mean they don’t understand what they’re setting themselves up for in the future. (shots are pretty traumatic for children too, but that’s for another day.) if a child is too young to consent to sex or medical transition if they’re trans, they’re definitely too young to consent to a vax.

i haven’t had any contact with my family for quite some time now, so i have a hard time knowing my medical history, especially with my lack of health insurance and a move to a different country.

because of that, i live with the constant fear that i might have been vaccinated against rabies. my family was extremely poor and had spotty health insurance but its hard to say. but its fucking heartbreaking to know i might never be fully rabid because my parent might have vaccinated me as a child, when i was too young to know, too young to have a say in it.

how many other kids are there, just like me? how many adults have grown up miserable because they’ve been vaccinated against their genetic disposition for a certain disease? its practically eugenics and it makes me fuckin sick to my stomach. there are babies RIGHT NOW getting vaxxed bc “thats what’s healthy for them” and their parents have no idea how much grief they’re causing right now.

so yea, maybe stop vaxxing your kids??

at first i was like “yeah okay this a dumb but manageable take” and then op went for the rabies thing and my soul left my body

everyday this site drags us further and further away from the will of God and into madness and destruction

What corner of hieronymus Bosch hell did this come from

Where’s my post about being confused about how great civilizations fall into the dark ages and then looking around me living in 2018 cause this post is proof of that lmao

If you didn’t go to their blog, you’re missing the best part:

This is the kind of stuff that you have to laugh at or you’ll go insane.

When I said I was so desensitised to Tumblr I couldn’t be shocked anymore, I didn’t mean it as a challenge

I’ve entered the twilight zone, that’s the only explanation

I’m in hell, aren’t I.

haha what the FUCK!!!! is this real!!!! is this fucking real!!!!

My cat gets really excited when I carry stuff. It doesn’t really matter what…

This is everything

im DONOT care if the birbs are not here yet THEY WILL BE and i MUST yelle

summon the birbs

I miss the 2000s because there were so many fashion trends and moments when it was encouraged to look like a hot-ass mess. The Instagram age is this weird era of control and perfection and “eyebrows on fleek” blah blah like I miss when everyone walked around with last night’s eyeliner still on while wearing 25 stupid accessories at once dressed like you slept in trash or whatever.

Adorable man…

Is that a fucking panther

yesterday my roommate got mad at me because i saw him eating kit-kats and said “oh, so you’re a little kit-kat boy, are you?” and then i had a dream about him killing me

Perhaps the most pleasant surface to touch

Пожалуй, самая приятная поверхность для прикосновений

Another shoutout to the demons and monsters that lived under your bed/in your closet and actually obeyed all the arbitrary rules you invented to keep yourself safe, like “if light is touching me at all I can’t be harmed” or “if I’m stepping on carpet I am untouchable” or “if I move my hand in a particular pattern while I walk, I’m off-limits during my voyage through the dark house to the bathroom”.

That was really considerate of them, especially given how biased in your favor those rules were.

children create their own magic

And it is powerful magic

If I sleep in a box surrounded by toys Dracula won’t kill me

“millenials killing cable”

okay, so here’s the thing. i’ve got a student prime account and netflix. comes to about $15.91 a month. if i added the commercial-free version of hulu, it would come to $27.90 a month.

basic cable before internet is $64.99 a month. which includes commercials. and infomercials. about a quarter of all television is commercials. which is about $16.25 a month to have someone selling shit to you.

explain how it’s my and my generation’s fault that we’re not falling for the same scam our parents are.

Cable killing itself by not adapting to the market.

cable has unskippable 2 minute ads and doesn’t allow you to select the content you want to watch for triple the price of market value, but young people are the issue