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a-sleepy-dragon
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satanfemme

ok enough is enough. whichever one of you virgins invented instagram starbucks recipes, die 1000 deaths. I had a customer come in today holding out their phone (full brightness) and looking all shy and Im immediately like 🙄 fine ok, what does the instagram user want me to make for them this time. well this time it's a cringe harry potter themed frappucino. excuse me??? "can you make this for me?" I said excuse me??? -- I mean *customer service voice* "yeah it looks like I have all the ingredients, haha sure!"

ok cringe instagram harry potter frappucino drinker. ok. die. "Ive never had this drink before" yeah I can tell due to the fact that it didnt exist until someone posted a #aesthetic photo of it to instagram 14 hours ago ok. ok,

but whatever, Im paid to put up with this shit. so I add the ingredients all up on my computer and congrats! ur harry potter cringe social media drink has $10 worth of syrup in it. are you happy??? is this what you wanted??? a $10 frappucino??? $10. for a drink. you doubled the price of this drink for ur off-brand "harry potter and the legend of the overpriced starbucks drink" drink. you doubled the price!!! is this how u imagined spending ur day? is this what u wanted to do when u woke up this morning? $10 for a 24oz drink?

and u know, you KNOW the influencer making this recipe doesn't even work at a starbucks cause when it was all said and done the drink looked like shit. my blender was straining against the weight of your sins (and syrups) and Im sweating, Im an animal, Im losing my mind and my blender is getting watered down frappucino syrups everywhere -- u put so much shit liquid in this blender it doesnt even fit in the cup btw. it's making a huge mess. but is it instagramable? no, its fucking ugly. #trending #foryoupage #cringe $10 harold potter drink for adult children,

so are you happy? is ur social media influencer bestie happy? I made ur stupid $10 drink for u. does it taste good? no? well I hope instagram shuts down tomorrow. I hope you read a different book. I hope I never get sober. there is no sign of land. I hope you die. I hope we both die.

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sizzleitupwithtaako
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theauspolchronicles

If you’re a SFW content creator on OnlyFans and can move to a different platform then you should consider that in solidarity with all the sex workers who are being kicked off. OnlyFans built its platform and brand recognition off being a place for sex workers, and now that it’s banning adult content its profits should tank. It’s unacceptable that it’s screwing over so many people, hurting/erasing their income, and bowing to pressure from religious groups to hurt an already stigmatised group.

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gender-robo-milfageddon

New Trans Moms Need Help With Rent!

Hey y’all!

So my beautiful nb wife and I recently had a baby, and while I can normally afford to pay the bills I took maternity leave off work that was sadly unpaid. After burning all my Paid Time Off and crunching the numbers we have all our expenses covered until I go back EXCEPT the rent due September 2nd.

Thankfully we already have a good head start thanks to our baby Donatelle’s uncle.

Usual suspects with Beg Posts apply:

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a-sleepy-dragon
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wumblr

did you know tesla has been building gigantic lithium-ion batteries, for grid storage, like, in australia, and texas?

well, the one in australia is on fire, spewing toxic smoke

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soloh

This is all Elon has to say about it. Toxic smoke is flowing through the air and he’s just being a pretentious prick on Twitter about it (as per usual)

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wumblr

i mean yeah, both of his worst tweets, “we’ll coup who we want, deal with it” and “gentrify mordor y/n,” were in regards to the lithium that these batteries are made of. i wish people would see that he’s not just a clown, but he’s violently amoral and very effective at ingratiating himself with the empire, as evidenced by his $5 billion subsidies and government contracts. the whole picture is very difficult to grasp, hidden behind all his clownish misdirection

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thepriceisrizzoli

If your default mental photo of Marilyn Monroe is an over-saturated glamour shot of her with her mouth open, please take a moment to replace it with this one of her giving zero f***s about some bears eating garbage.

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mastincala

06/17/2021 8:50am pacific. this video was originally posted 10 hours ago

Audio ID: [“Hello friends. Quick update from Minneapolis, I’ll try to make it fast. Last week there was another police murder. His name was Winston Smith. Twelve (12) plain clothes cops rolled up on him in his car and shot into his car and killed him.

We’ve been protesting, and as a result, two days ago at one of the protests, a white man drove through the barricades and hit several protesters, and he killed one. Her name was Diana Marie. When she got hit, cops showed up in full riot gear before an ambulance came, and when the ambulance arrived, the cops were blocking the ambulance from getting to them because there were so many of them.

Cops have been attacking protesters every time, and the National Guard is coming out in a day or two now.”] /End ID.

Caption ID: [”there is a full-blown military occupation currently in minneapolis and no one outside of here (that i have talked to) has heard anything. social media posts are being suppressed, the news is reporting inaccurate things, cell service is being jammed, mass arrests being made every night, helicopters circling every night, i am terrified.”] /End ID.

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chismosite

post on Winston Smith and the past few weeks in Minneapolis here

Local sources are claiming that police response has been so violent in particular because Winston Smith was a revolutionary and vocally anti-cop and anti-government.

Just to expand on the above linked post: The initial reporting on the assassination of Winston Smith said he was a murder suspect, then said he had a gun and fired at police, claiming there were shell casings in the car. After a couple weeks we know that he was unarmed and being targeted by a federal and local task force under suspicion of being in possession of a firearm as a felon. All officials have said there’s zero body camera footage of this event. They claim that he was in possession of a 7-shot .380 S&W handgun, which is exactly the kind of handgun that police are known to carry as “drop guns” to plant on the unarmed people they kill. The woman who was in the car with Smith and was injured when he was murdered said there was no gun in the car.

I’d also like to add on and say that the national guard is becoming a part of routine policing in the twin cities. The mayor of Minneapolis begged the Governor to give him 100 national guard to keep on “standby.” They’ve done this at least 4 times this year, to the point that they’ve set up checkpoints at the capitol and the Hennepin county courthouse, lined with razor wire traps and manned by fully-equipped national guard, completely shutting down traffic in the areas. Air National Guard drones and helicopters are being routinely deployed to spy on protests, even demonstrations not protesting police violence. The Twin Cities have crept into a bizarre kind of “soft” martial law. I’ve heard locals talking about twitter suppressing tweets about this stuff. Pay attention because this is gonna be the future of day-to-day policing in America if you don’t fight it.