you know what’s super upsetting? i don’t often care about my weight issue but lately i just feel shitty because all i wanna do is lie on my partner’s chest without feeling like i’m crushing them. i just want to listen to his heartbeat without knowing i’m this weight on top him.
Chandler: It’s a nickname, I’ll explain later. Monica: It’s pretty clear.
cool gender neutral dating terms
1. datemate 2. kissfriend 3. lovebud 4. smoochcutie 5. romfriend (like romantic get it) 6. my person 7. favorite friend 8. the datemeister 9. commitmentbuddy 10. coolperson
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11. comrade
12. THAT one
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Someone could tell me I’m the most important person to them a thousand times and I’d still be terrified of annoying them.
ways to give me anxiety:
- sit next to me while im on the computer
- say “i need to talk to you”
- read my messages and dont reply
I hope that you never, not even for one second, become a secondary character in your own story.
My spanish teacher, giving me some life advice I didn’t know I needed. (via basilmunchies)
i love it when ppl say ‘i swing both ways’ to refer to being bisexual bc then i picture pansexuals spinning uncontrollably and screaming.
somehow i am both of these people
Stumbled upon this little guy this afternoon
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I don’t have my glasses on and I thought this was a raw chicken breast in the forest.