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Hey. Gentiles. Listen up for a sec.

When September and October are nearing and you’re planning an event: google “Rosh Hashanah *year*” and *Yom Kippur *year*” and then, and I cannot stress this enough, don’t plan your event on those days. In fact, don’t plan any events starting sundown the night before. Those are the three most important days of the Jewish calendar, and, once again, I cannot stress enough how much this little bit of forethought and kindness will make every Jew you know cry tears of joy.

in 2023, the night before Rosh Hashanah is Thursday evening, September 14.

Rosh Hashanah ends Sunday evening, September 17.

calendar date

in 2023, the night before Yom Kippur is Saturday evening, September 23.

Yom Kippur ends Monday evening, September 25.

calendar date

Hey. Gentiles. Listen up for a sec.

When September and October are nearing and you’re planning an event: google “Rosh Hashanah *year*” and *Yom Kippur *year*” and then, and I cannot stress this enough, don’t plan your event on those days. In fact, don’t plan any events starting sundown the night before. Those are the three most important days of the Jewish calendar, and, once again, I cannot stress enough how much this little bit of forethought and kindness will make every Jew you know cry tears of joy.

in 2023, the night before Rosh Hashanah is Thursday evening, September 14.

Rosh Hashanah ends Sunday evening, September 17.

calendar date

in 2023, the night before Yom Kippur is Saturday evening, September 23.

Yom Kippur ends Monday evening, September 25.

calendar date

Wanted to ask because the irl a-spec group I go to is basically 99% autistic/ADHD havers.

(I also know that aces will largely overshadow aros in this poll so uh, don't compare the % between the non-ace aros and other ace related identities since we're very much the minority)

Wanted to ask because the irl a-spec group I go to is basically 99% autistic/ADHD havers.

(I also know that aces will largely overshadow aros in this poll so uh, don't compare the % between the non-ace aros and other ace related identities since we're very much the minority)

you told your toddler not to be rude and so now he is developing an incredible skill with sick fucking burns

omg…but the last one with pinching fingers together and ‘this much delicious’ is fucking excellent

i am using this from now on

my vision

blove wins ! (bug love wins)

@kgmarcy 's psyduck is tasked with the errand of purchasing a potion at the corner store. its just the show Old Enough but with pokemon

The Spider-Society is a cult

Or at the very least Gwen’s experiences in it are very similar to indoctrinated cult members in real life.

Other cult elements in Gwen’s experience as a member of the society:

Absolutely, cults will always try to recruit you when you’re vulnerable and unbalanced.

Trauma and grief are major unbalancing factors. But a lot of smaller, more subtler things can also make you unbalanced and vulnerable. Anything from starting a new job, getting married/divorced, moving to a new place.

You’re absolutely right.

Also, you can kind of say that they “discourage access to outside sources of information”. Or rather, since they appear to be the only source of information on the Web of Life and Canon Events, the end result is the same. Miguel’s view of them is the only one being told.

I love biting so much. I want to lose control while I’m breeding a tboy and sink my canines into his neck/shoulder in a frenzy. I’d let out a muffled, labored snarl while his flesh braces my mouth. His pained cries and writhing would only encourage my instincts to take my mind over more and more.

I love biting so much. I want to lose control while I’m breeding a tboy and sink my canines into his neck/shoulder in a frenzy. I’d let out a muffled, labored snarl while his flesh braces my mouth. His pained cries and writhing would only encourage my instincts to take my mind over more and more.

you ever take a uquiz and realize halfway through that you don’t respect the author and their opinion is useless to you

everyone shut up except this person

So my Dad and brother took separate cars to dinner tonight, and this happened.

they look like they are arguing about who is going to go home and change

Oh, they were.

Jake: You’ve got to be kidding me Dad: You SAW me walk through the kitchen on my way to pick up your sister! Jake: No seriously do you have an extra shirt in your car this is ridiculous

Oh my god they’re gonna kill me they didn’t want to even walk into the restaurant together let alone have this many people reblog this photo

Honestly I’m not deleting my Tumblr solely in the hopes that this post one day hits 1 million notes

Good news!

World Heritage Post

I read the thread and what isn’t clear from one tweet that this 9yr old was reffing an adult women’s league, not a children’s league. And that woman who argued with said child ref was a player not a mom.

How is bnha anime of the decade...... they aren’t even anime of the hour of the minute of the second

The notes on this post were so toxic that staff just axed em

1969.........

Yes, when the original post is deleted from the server (not just the blog, but the Tumblr servers), there is no root post for notes to be added onto, and also no root post for time to be counted from, so it starts from zero. Most computer operating systems use Unix, which was launched in 1971 with t.he epoch date of midnight on January 1, 1970 as 1. Therefore zero is one second behind that date: December 31, 1969. Also, very unfortunately, this also means nobody except you and anyone you reblog it to will see this explanation, as you cannot open the notes to see comments when there are no notes.

Tumblr is truly one of the webbed sites ever

You ever just watch someone cum for you, their cock twitching as semen spills all over their hand and stomach, and literally moan out loud watching them make themselves feel good just for you?

2 highschool boys dms

im here

doors open bro

youve got a gnome on your porch

ok

you know im scared of gnomes bro

dude.

idea: riding someone until they're so overstimulated they're crying begging you to stop, and then telling them you'll stop if you switch positions and they can fuck themself to one last orgasm.

their thrusts erratic as their body instinctively wants to jerk away, or stop moving, but they have to actively push through that feeling if they want it to end, while you get to watch them struggle to finish themself off and just collapse on top of you, their body trembling when they finally do manage to cum

patting their head and telling them they did well, maybe teasing them that if they could voluntarily put in the work to make themself cum like that, then obviously they must love being overstimulated, and next time you'll be sure to milk even more orgasms out of them, for their sake <3

Tag this with (if you had one) the colour(s) of your DS/DSi/3DS