Let me tell you, there's a queer club night in the UK called Gal Pals that caters exclusively to queer women and NBs and only plays music by women and when It's Raining Men came on last time you'd have thought the crowd was full of middle aged housewives. A banger is a banger is a banger, you just gotta let the music go innit

Posting this iconic piece of media that I just NEVER found online isolated except in an archived reddit thread

Water Snake from Team Fortress 2

this isn’t low poly

Isn't this the highest poly model in the entire game?

yes it is by miles

this post is going around again and its been a few years so thought i should update with some of the new sex channels tht have been added

happy Thursday the 20th

I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?

next days you can reblog this on a Thursday the 20th

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You know, just in case you wanted to set your queue for the next 6 years

TODAY

Since it’s now August 20, 2020… The next days you can reblog this on a Thursday the 20th:

If you wanted to set your queue for the next six years.

I gotta take my chances

i WILL continue to post my own tiktoks because i am very funny

easily the best comment this tiktok received.

text from my dad (2021) - my dad

“i’ll admit that my main problem with this is that i haven’t asked”

submitted by @cornandcoconutsoup​

Original text for context

op this provides no context

Destroy the myth that libraries are no longer relevant. If you use your library, please reblog.

consider the sperm whale and the squid. an ancient rivalry that dates back millions of years. we know the whales eat the squids. we know the squids do not make it easy for them. we know this because of the scars the whales carry, scars on the outside of their body, and on the inside as well. how badly must you want something to endure wounds inside your mouth? inside your gut?

consider the whale, who is harmed by what sustains her. consider the squid, whose flesh is soft and delicious but refuses to go down easy.

This post is about lactose intolerance I can smell it.

I woke up out of a dead sleep to make this and then immediately passed back out

I raise u 

Trainer Alex wants to battle!

I add

please consider

A new challenger enters the stage

how about…

Pokemon Heritage Post

another underappreciated tumblr feature that you dont get on other sites is the queue. i love it when something i thought was funny six months ago and then forgot about a week later crawlts its way out of the processing vortex and i get to see it all over again.

you should queue this post it would be funny and grant me immortality

you motherfuckers put me in the processing vortex

booooooom 💥💥💥💥💣💥💣🔥🔥🔥🔥 [explodsion noise] 💥 [airhorn]🔥🔥 [random guitar riff for some reason]

YAAAOAOAUUUUGHGHHHHHHHHHH YAAOAOAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

fun for the whole family

i love @cad-comic

Things that would fix the internet immediately:

Ok, but this illustrates perfectly how school is designed to teach us how to work.

^^^ yes. Children shouldn’t have to live like this either. It fucking sucks.

My contribution

A foul demon. But a cute one.