love + faith + overcoming impossible boundaries

Tenet (2020) // Interstellar (2014) // The Village (2004) // Tenet (2020) // tumblr post by @ryebreadgf // Interstellar (2014)

The adhd modes of food

1. You ate that burger so fast. You ate that burger so fucking fast and now the whole Red Robin is staring at you god what the fuck

2. You started eating like a normal person, but then you started talking or daydreaming and now the waitress is handing you the check but you’ve still got half a plate of cold fettuccine

3. You were going to go out to eat, but then you saw a video in your YouTube recommendation that drew you towards it like moth to a flame, and now it’s 10 pm and you’ve got an empty bag of tortilla chips in your hand and shame in your heart

4. Mac And Cheese

5. You got engrossed in a project, suddenly you feel like you’re going to die, or faint, or both? Oh. you’re hungry.

6. You’re hungry.  But every food you can think of sounds disgusting.  Time for your 15th day of lunchables for breakfast in a row.

7. The food you’ve been obsessively eating for the past 2 weeks and you relied on is now the grossest thing you could put in your mouth

I always am about to go to sleep at a beautiful 11pm and then something happens to me

Before this catches on with miserable adult babies reblogging to only add “KILL IT WITH FIRE” or some other idiotic, unfunny meme:

This is a mature female spider of the Nephila genus. I’m not sure the exact species, but members of this genus are also known as “golden silk orb weavers.” Their yellow-orange silk can be used to make golden cloth, like in this tapestry.

The bite of a Nephila isn’t serious. Wikipedia describes the worst case scenario - localized pain or a more severe allergic reaction - but most bitten will only experience a little itching. Like any spider, they only bite in self defense or when forcibly pressed against skin, and these big females are especially docile. I’ve held a related species on two occasions, they don’t scare very easily.

They’re so laid back, in fact, and so insistent on remaining in the same web, that these are the spiders some cultures have used as mosquito guards, deliberately setting them up to spin webs in open windows or over the top of a baby’s crib.

You can trust spiders with babies. Don’t be an @#!*% about your phobia plz. (By which I mean it’s perfectly okay to have a phobia and be afraid, but you don’t need to hate all spiders and wish they were all dead they didn’t do anything but get born spiders)

one of the most metal things i;ve read in my entire life

something is severely wrong with this website

this is one of those times where tumblr genuinely caught me off guard and i don't have a witty response

I have had enough!!!

Total fucking madness that we let fast food joints sell us this little-ass hash brown patties for three fucking bucks. They're making like ten, maybe twelve dollars per fucking individual potato. Jack in the box wants $3.29, nutritional info pegs their hash brown at 64g. Just with a Google search, a potato will weigh anywhere between 140-285g. They're making $7.19-$14.64 per fucking potato. And I figure they're using the largest they can get, and potatoes are fucking cheap dude. And let's say they're paying the same price we do for potatoes, like 4 bucks for 5 pounds. Same serving size. They're making that into $116 fucking dollars. They're making fucking fried potatoes --delicious, broke slop-- into an expensive treat, a luxury. What goddamn horseshit. When is it enough? When are you going to just let loose? Can you really keep living like this?

Following you so I can one day learn what the L slur is??

lesbo

From hotel trans????

[ID: first image is greentext.

> birthday today

> dad is an old fashioned southern cowboy

> pretty supportive of me being trans even though he doesn't fully get it

> dad decided to give me a mossberg 590 shotgun with a hilarious pink bow on it

> asked dad what the heck I'm gonna do with this

> he said "take care of them transphobes that don't mind their fuckin business" and laughs

> mfw

Dad.. /end

Second image is Kronk from The Emperor's New Groove listening to the angel on his shoulder. The angel is saying, "No, no. He's got a point."]

cleen.

I was trying to remember the worst rap bar I'd ever heard from a major white rapper during a conversation with my girlfriend. I knew it rhymed "jimmy neutron boy genius" with "penis" but I couldn't remember anything else so I absentmindedly typed "jimmy neutron boy genius penis" into google and pressed enter. I smiled at my phone, serene, not even THINKING about what the cost could possibly be

and then it loaded

I literally felt like I was going to throw up from laughing so hard

FOR THE RECORD it was "jimmy neutron, I'm a young boy genius / on the futon, I'ma give her that penis"

there are only 3 genders and it’s blood, guts & gore.

still mentally in a late 90s early 00s popular movie where the soundtrack was one pop punk banger after another

new favorite image: all 2,700 possible tropical fish variants in minecraft

FINALS!!

Nobody ever writes stories about kids who want to learn the classical violin but whose parents force them to learn the electric guitar instead.

Generationally speaking, we are well past the point where this is a plausible storyline.

"But papà! I wish to play in an orchestra!"

"That noise ain't music! We only play Classic Rock in this family! And you will address me as 'daddio' while you're livin' under my roof, kid!"

Small Child (miserably): "I dig."

Thank god for Russian dash cams to bring us wonders like this

they’re saying it’s 3am and they’re so tired and lets just drive and get out of here and then it happens and they’re like ‘well that woke me up”

This video has given youtubers permanent strikes on their account for violent content. Reblog violent content on your dash TODAY