David Tennant as Crowley - Good Omens[S2]
“I say something brilliant, he says something unintentionally funny back. It’s great.”
Been doing good omens intober over on Instagram so here are some favorites
“Please, let him be soft. I know you made him with gunmetal bones and wolf’s teeth. I know you made him to be a warrior a soldier a hero. But even gunmetal can warp and even wolf’s teeth can dull and I do not want to see him break the way old and worn and overused things do. I do not want to see him go up in flames the way all heroes end up martyrs. I know that you will tell me that the world needs him. The world needs his heart and his faith and his courage and his strength and his bones and his teeth and his blood and his voice and his– The world needs anything he will give them. Damn the world, and damn you too. Damn anyone that ever asked anything of him, damn anyone that ever took anything from him, damn anyone that ever prayed to his name. You know that he will give them everything until there is nothing left of him but the imprint of dust where his feet once trod. You know that he will bear the world like Atlas until his shoulders collapse and his knees buckle and he is crushed by all he used to carry. Dear God, you have already made an Atlas. You have already made an Achilles and an Icarus and a Hercules. You have already made so many heroes, and you can make another again. You can have your pick of heroes. So please, I beg you– he is all that I have, and you have so many heroes and the world has so many more. Let him be soft, and let him be mine.”
— Please, let him be happy ( j.p. )
I know some of these characters can be killed but you get my point lol 😂
Do you kids know how hard it is to hyper fixate on shit as a goddamn adult?? Sorry boss I know you need those files done but I’m too busy giggling like a goddamn school girl over a fictional man
an angel that’s an animal
IN A WORLD WHERE BEAUTY AND ATTRACTIVENESS HAVE BECOME SO COMMONPLACE AND MUNDANE THE EXCEPTIONAL UGLINESS HAS BECOME DIVINE
I SAW AN ADVERTISEMENT FOR A CAR THAT LOOKS LIKE EVERY OTHER CAR AND THEY COMPARED IT TO A UNUSUAL UGLY LITTLE VEHICLE AND ITS STRANGENESS WAS FAR MORE CAPTIVATING THAN THE SLEEK BORING CAR THE AD WAS ACTUALLY FOR
BEAUTY IS FINITE, UGLINESS IS INFINITE LIKE GOD
Please help me get $60 for my medication, I am medically dependent on it to live and have been without for about two weeks since I’ve been in a shelter. Please, please, please help.
Venmo: @Vixxey777
Cashapp: $Vixxey777
Please help, I’m already sick without this
Like this is super super urgent, I am homeless and living in and out of the shelter… I’m still getting over the death of my child and mother and I’m super super sick without any medication. If somebody can you please help me, I wanna only greatly appreciate it and I promise I will return the favor someday Or do something
thank you sooosoososos much for alll the help and well wishes! From the bottom of my (very broken heart) I appreciate all of you.
I did mention that I am in a shelter in my previous post, however, a room for the weekend just became available (I am not the only one eyeing it….).
I haven’t had a proper shower in ages, nor food that hasn’t come from a pantry or microwave in WELL over a month. Every day I think about my life and how bad it has gotten. I miss my baby girl more than words can even express.
My doctor wants me to see a special to help me monitor my stress levels. However…the specialist is in a town called Morristown, which is about an hour away from me.
I have no family (99% of them cut ties with me after I exposed the sexual predator that hurt me and the family that tried to stick around but left me once they saw I was ‘engaged’ to a Cuban (they are very xenophobic and products of the red scare).
My appointment is first thing in the morning (they were able to squeeze me in because my regular doctor is incredibly worried about my mental health… He is very nervous that I am going to do something stupid to myself because of all the stress and heartbreak I’ve been going through…). I need to see this doctor… however, I am without a car because the motor in mine blew completely.
It would cost $76 (x2 so $152) round trip….. but, again….it’s kinda do or die that I see this doctor)….
(Receipts/proof of price here)
PLEASE HELP ME AFFORD THIS IF YOU CAN! I need help and don’t even know how to begin to ask for it.
Please help. Literally ANYTHING AT ALL Helps’
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people who don't wear glasses don't get the added benefit of taking off your HD eyesight for a while. just. fuck it! i'm done. 240p vision time
I've seen enough.
“I’ll just rest my eyes” is the biggest lie you’re going straight to snorkmimimi land
multi-national corps make big bucks selling merchandise with the orange&pink lesbian flag on it but the person who made it is currently HOMELESS.
emily gwen needs money. give them money. stop giving disney and faceless businesses who sell cheap, imported, low-quality crap produced with probably child or slave labour. give your money to emily gwen.
having tortured ocs is so funny bc some of em im projecting personal issues onto & some of em im just like Fuck You. Random Chimp Event
my pronouns are she/her bc I'll never be him (anthony head playing on his pink ds in full costume on the set of merlin)
Cackling.
In case the original goes away:
Text version:
Washington State Department of Natural resources tweets:
(Falling to my knees, begging, pleading)
Please.
Folks, seriously.
PLEASE.
Do not - and I can’t emphasize this enough - set the state on fire this weekend.
Fire danger is abnormally high this holiday weekend.
URGING you to consider firework alternatives:
- screaming “bang! boom!” at the sky
- dropping a stack of large books on the floor
- wrapping a toga around a candle
- play America the Beautiful while combining Coke and Mentos
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