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@crsc3870

it is so funny that 2010 taylor was shaming people for being known for the things they do on the mattress while she had a song written about wanting to be fucked up against a wall hidden away

every ask to neil gaiman goes about like this:

greetings sire, i am but a worm beneath you, but my dear sister is deathly ill and your work is the only thing that brings her happiness still. anywho, in season 2 of good omens do crowley and aziraphale have fucknasty butt sex? thank you!

modern dating is embarrassing i want to meet someone the old fashioned way (he’s the local hot priest who will question god because of me)

having to ask people if you’re still hanging out is one of the worst things ever . like is our playdate still on? im gonna stab myself

Having an entire song where Taylor’s like “listen u dumb bitch. U are not the exception. He does not love you.” Only for the very next song to be “I can see our souls meeting no matter the time period…we were meant to be”. Honestly peak romantic behavior. It’s like looking at two pages of my diary side by side. Both are about the same person.