Crocs + Socks

anyone else have a great sense of fashion in their head but too lazy and/or broke to actually let it be a reality

My kink is when you’re eating a pint of chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream and your spoon hits a massive boulder of cookie dough that you then pry out like an archaeologist on the dig of a lifetime

Alcohol is cool but have you ever had someone care about you? Me neither, pass the bottle.

my body, tearfully: when sleep???

me: my dude we just woke up!! It’s time for wakefulness and doing things and Productivity

my body, weeping: but???? when sleep?????

me: okay, finally now is sleep

my body: no. wrong.

The hoodie is the modern day cloak

Y'know what this isn’t a bad post

☁️| ig: mayapolarbear

The scariest part of growing up is realizing you possess some of the same flaws that your parents have.

anything: happens me: thank u, next

*remembers im attracted to men* unfortunate 

is anyone else just going through life like “yeah i just gotta get past this last difficult week and then it’s smooth sailing from there!” but like… every week

3 am is such a powerful time. there are people sleeping. there are people partying. there are people having a movie marathon. there are people crying. there are people loving. there are people dying. there are people living. toegther at 3 am.

don’t romanticize 3 am everyone should be in bed!!!! go to sleep bitch!!!!!

“nice blog”

thank you im really good at clicking reblog

*doesnt understand a post*

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