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quick intro post for pinning purposes! hi! i'm hysteria, i'm 31 years old, i use he/him and it/its. i'm german and i live in germany which i mention here because it tends to come up a lot. you know how it is

you're welcome to reblog any post that's rebloggable. if i don't want it reblogged i turn that function off so dw about it.

i tag things that aren't sfw as nsft. i block for arbitrary reasons.

i love my transfem siblings and i strive to make this blog as safe as i can. i use shinigami eyes but if i miss something you are absolutely free to let me know.

if you're here for dropout content

i don't actually post much of that at all. the stuff i did post just made wild numbers

if you're here for ace attorney content

german cheat sheet for klavier writers | tag for more german language advice | blog with more weird german words and phrases

klavier characterization post 1 | klavier characterization post 2

general tag for original posts | meta tag | personal favorites

if you want to read more of my writing

i'm on vocal for non-fiction

and on ao3 for fanfiction

tips appreciated

its crazy to me that people have finished/are finishing totk. you arent supposed to finish it

once upon a time i said that the most authentically german thing you can write klavier gavin do is be obsessed with bread and today id like to add that the second most german thing you can have him do is walk into any room and no matter the time of day, season or weather open every window available to him

i've always wondered how universal my experiences were! i've deliberately left the age vague and didn't define "regularly." you decide

feel free to share details in tags/replies BUT ONLY IF THEY'RE FUN/SWEET. please don't share traumatic childhoods where i can see ok thank u

ill tell my doctor that i get so fatigued from the heat every summer that it renders me incapable of doing anything and its frankly untenable and my doctor will be like "oh i have just the thing for you!!" and excitedly write down "get less warm" on a piece of paper

the rhetoric around "proship" and whatever asinine meaning youve given to the term purity culture this month has become so annoying on all sides. like when did this start being about what you can or cant post on the internet/what should or shouldnt be taken down by mods or whatever. i dont care what is or isnt ~legal~ to post, im not a bootlicker. it is just my personal and scientific belief that its bad for you and everyone around you if you passionately write incest and other forms of sexual violence as a viable relationship form so i want you to stay away from me. maybe listen to what survivors and other experts have to say on the topic but thats not even any of my business anymore. fucking censorship this libraries that. jesus christ lol everyone listen to yourselves