UC or ER?

HONESTLY THOUGH

THIS IS BOTH ACCURATE AND EFFECTIVE

Urgent Care is for your "Oh no!" accidents.

Emergency Care is for your "Oh fuck!" accidents.

#oh this place is HAUNTED haunted

NOW it’s serious

This is the supernatural equivalent of going to the doctor and they keep pulling specialists in the room to go, “wow, I’ve never seen THAT before”

you never know what someone is going through. for instance i didnt know i was going through anything until about 2 years later. i thought i was just chilling

babygirl you won't believe the amount of popular things i don't know

scientists are working hard to hatch a new emperor jurassic park style

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friendly reminder that if you have a head cold, the smartest thing is still to test and see whether it's COVID. i've had three friends in the past couple of weeks be like "oh it's just a cold" and then only tested at the urging of someone else or for some specific reason and then were SHOCKED to find out it was COVID.

this used to be our first impulse! oh no, i feel sick, is it COVID! and these are people who isolated and masked and took COVID seriously. if the reaction is slipping even for the "responsible" folks, then it feels worth a reminder: your upper respiratory mess? COVID IS STILL THE FIRST THING TO RULE OUT, ARGH

why does every online interaction feel like theyre busy and i have a mystery limit of messages before they get mad at me. its the Illness isnt it

we should talk about water more often that shit is crazy

it is literally one of the most normal things

you can’t even begin to understand how insane water is

past me: canon is sacred I must carefully fact-check everything to make sure it is canon-compliant

present me: canon is a box of scraps in a cave I’m gonna tear that shit apart throw away 90% of it and out of the good bits build something absolutely beautiful and amazing

Leonid Pasternak  (Ukrainian, 1862–1945) - The Torments of Creative Work

oh leonid, we're really in it now

having to come to terms with the fact that love is not an everlasting performance in which you attempt to retain the attention of your significant other but rather a release of control and putting faith into them and trusting them to choose to stay with you no matter what you have to offer

to love and be loved is to rest

Love it when the internet seizes on something like this

While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a slapping,

As of some one gently flapping, flapping at my chamber door.

“’Tis some fairy,” I muttered, “slapping at my chamber door—

            Only this and nothing more.”

Quoth the walrus, "Are you sure?"

...one thousand fairies outside flitting,

And a single walrus sitting, sitting by my chamber door

Want to fight me - asking nightly - which my choice is, they implore!

And when I try to give an answer, they again scream "ARE YOU SURE?!"

the reason you're meant to read from a bunch of different sources and attempt to interpret and discuss them in school btw is bc your reading comprehension is based on your ability to discern different and varied meanings in a text

like some ppl on socmed wilfully misinterpret text and so many others entirely lack this critical skill and rely on tiktokers and youtubers to explain sentences to them and in the absence of someone to explain they just entirely go off their own projected vibes and make shit up

like it's. honestly frightening and bizarre, the takes i regularly see, that are so far beyond a "bad faith reading" and are literally not a reading. someone just saw three words they recognised, imagined a scenario they might be used in instead of reading the post, then got MAD

its true. I'm 37 and there's nothing you all can do to stop me.