laughing at nandor reckoning he could ever kill guillermo when he’s literally in love with him and guillermo could best him in a fight regardless. like okay silly delusional king who makes glitter portraits and asks for him to stay while you fall asleep, whatever you say <3
popses
you used to call me on my hands-free talking glove
I’m just wondering how they can possibly market this as hands-free
wwdits always feels like a comedy that's one minute away from turning into something horrifying to witness. Like, there's always just this vibe in the air of "you're laughing, but just wait..."
Baby Vampire Guillermo Choking on the Lord's Name for the first time | Season 5 episode 3: Pride Parade
Talking about wwdits w my brother and he says ‘I think those two dudes are gonna be made to fuck’ how joyous it will be for me once he watches the new episode and realizes that yes, Those two dudes WILL fuck, but which ones? Well that’s a surprise
LASZLO FELT THE SUN ON HIS SKIN FOR THE FIRST TIME IN CENTURIES. NANDOR FLEW TO OUTER SPACE AND EXPRESSED TO GUILLERMO THAT HE IS JEALOUS OF HIS AND LASZLO’S COMPANIONSHIP. SEAN DIDN’T DENY MULTIPLE ATTEMPTS AT KISSING LASZLO. COLIN ROBINSON AND NADJA HAD SEX.
Cudos to the writers of this show because I go into every episode with a theory of how it might go and I have NEVER been right or even remotely close, this is the height of entertainment who the FUCK thinks like this lmao
guillermo, a descendent of a vampire hunter who after being turned into a vampire does not need to drink blood and can walk in the sunlight but still possesses supernatural abilities: so I’m like blade
laszlo, more interested in going to the beach: nope
nandor going to outer space and crashing back down into the middle of a pride event like a gay meteor, butt ass naked, all while 'it's raining men' is playing
"or he could get his old job at panera bread back, that's something ALL humans do at some point"
every time Nandor says anything about returning to panera bread i freeze like a prey animal, adrenaline pumping, because i also worked there as my first job
I've not seen the new episode and probably won't for a while but have this
nothing made me laugh so much when the baron drove around in the pink toy car while they were trying to capture the sire in wwdits this show is top tier comedy gold
hey asshole! you lifted up the rock and now I have to scuttle! motherfucker!
You love to see it. (Not the destruction of trees, obvs, but shitheads meeting their oncoming comeuppance at the hands of trees.)
positivestress
I wish I was a female tiger because then if I was talking to someone and I was getting off topic I could say “but I tigress,” and then kill and eat them because I am a tiger
