having a bad decade? just sleep through it
oh boy
submit to the mortifying ordeal of being known but like, casually and over a period of six thousand years
Hi, I’m Tim! I’m giving this whole Tumblr thing a try, so go on and ask me anything! :)
aziraphalesuggestions
Ah, Tim, did you get my text about next week’s opening hours for the shop? It’s just that you seemed terribly uncomfortable dropping off my weekly… er… package, while I had customers the other day.
hey tim! i’m going to need some more of that......stuff, you brought last time. really helped my anxiety
That newfangled Tumblr robot has decided to delete every blog with bad content. I for one will miss Crowley’s internet presence greatly.
Anonymous asked:
Every time I look at your avatar I think it's weed
that’s valid
Anonymous asked:
I thought your description said a demon with cats :(
that too
unironicallyenthusiasticville
Aziraphale: Did it hurt when you fell-
Crowley: From Heaven? Oh, come on angel, that’s not even funny.
Aziraphale: No, I meant from that tree. I saw you climbing it. Why would you do that anyway?
Crowley who may or may not have climbed the tree trying to get an upper hand in bullying said tree into growing better: I have no idea what you’re talking about
don’t go to work go see Bohemian Rhapsody (2018) instead
aziraphalesuggestions
Go to lunch with your mortal enemy. Take long walks through the park with your mortal enemy. Retire to a seaside cottage with your mortal enemy.
starflyeet-deactivated20190216
*aziraphale voice* yea sex is great and all but have you ever had dessert
thirteenlesbian
*crowley voice* yea sex is great and all but have you ever had dessert
“Serpens” by Guido Mocafico - Creepy and venomous beauty.
Anonymous asked:
on a scale of one to ten how much do you love aziraphale
i thought about making a doctor who joke here but i still don’t wanna comment on that just yet
think about the inevitability of the end of the world. attempt to stop it anyway.