bro this rends flesh (new way of saying something is really good)
WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU EVER POST YOUR FULL NAME AND ADDRESS YOU STUPID FUCKING CUNT YOU DESERVE TO GET SWATTED
Do you honest to god think my full name is Walter Hartwell White and I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane
Word to the wise y’all. Don’t wear a butt plug to your MRI
Don't wear a chastity device to one either. Even if it's a silicone/resin cage, the locking mechanism is still metal, it WILL try to yank that thang asunder. The GOODEST boys are the ones who DON'T risk damaging their body and a $1.2million machine.
There’s no way on earth anyone has to be told this I’m hallucinating this post there’s just no way
Me on first day as the job interviewer: what are your greatest weaknesses. What are you weaknesses. What will make you break. Am i scaring you. What would you say is your greatest weakness. Aaaa! Anyway. Have you ever been attacked? What would you consider your greatest weakness.
Stone-hewn graves at Heysham, Lancashire. Believed to be 11th Century.
and yet. someone has left fresh flowers
girls go to college to get a degree in a program that they were once excited for but have since had all the enjoyment sucked out of it and is no longer a baseline requirement in an increasingly competitive and demanding workforce
and boys go to jupiter to get on the compupiter
Cupid by fifty fifty should blow up like gangnam style im doing my part
Women's fashion is like this is too tight in the legs this is too loose in the crotch this digs into your stomach when you sit down this flashes people when you bend over this shows your pantylines to everyone this shows your bra straps this shows the outline of your bra cups this falls off your shoulder if you slouch this flashes people if you ride your bike this prevents you from running this prevents you from climbing this digs into your toes this has no pockets this squeezes your thighs this drags in the mud this is see-through in direct sunlight this gives you a rash if you wear it all day this is comfortable but someone told you it's trashy this makes you self-conscious because it is too tight this makes you self-conscious because it is too loose this stops you from sitting cross-legged this stops you from breathing all the way in this doesn't look how it did on the mannequin this went out of style yesterday this makes you too aware of your body this squeezes so tight it makes you angry this fits so wrong it makes you think you're the problem
haha i like you. I’ll be growing on you like moss now if that’s alright
Calling any object I dislike debris regardless of size or purpose
reblog to give your mutuals tiny Chilean good luck pigs
I am Chilena!! 🇨🇱 and this is true, I have some myself!!
They don’t just come as a tiny pig, though. My mom has a really big one we use as a rice holder pot, and they can also be bigger, like this:
Chanchito < CHANCHO 🐷❤️
necesito CHANCHISIMO
being knightcore doesn't mean you have to be pro-monarchy. you can just swear your undying fealty to your best friend or your crush or something
i have no object permanence about myself. if i’m not in anyones eye sight i assume i have ceased to be. finding out people remember i exist, think about me, and even talk about me when i’m not actively in front of them is startling news every time it is brought to my attention
I love drawing cute scenes.
I know I don’t usually reblog things here but please more people look at this amazing thing.









