What is sooo transgender about biting people. Idk what it is but whenever I bite someone I'm just like... I'm being sooo transgender right now #TrasngenderMoment
Haha twats
did he just admit to jerrymandering
Encounter: the Peddler of Discontent
I seduce him
trying to figure out the funniest crackpot stance on who is the current Roman emperor, and accepting suggestions (tenuous historical justification required)
Jeb!
STOP POSTING MOLERATS !!!!!!!
Baby shrew
The house would be boarded up, exorcised with fire, the ashes will never see the dark of night, nor the light of day.
That should be a corkscrew...
YOU SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH RIGHT NOW
This can fuck all the way off.
I would sooner shit in my hands and clap than swear allegiance to the billionaire on his magic fucking chair with his shiny fucking king hat.
The absolute lunacy of all this is astounding. Every carrot fawning over this bollocks needs therapy.
I reckon if we loudly react to this by going "SORRY ARE WE AMERICAN NOW? WE'RE DOING A PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE, ARE WE? THE CROWN ARE TRYING TO MAKE US AMERICAN, ARE THEY?" we could probably convert a sizeable number of royalists.
The day I swear allegiance to a man that looks like his wet willies would sunder my ancestry in half and bury us all in the depths of hell

















