Hi new Tumblr users

Please know this sites hashtagging system is categorical and NOT clout based

Aka if I look up the “Wendell and Wild” tag, I should find clips, media, art and posts related to Wendell and wild ONLY. Same with any other random tag searched

If I spy a selfie, a random neighborhood, or any other kind of “insta” post trying to take likes for a popular hashtag, I’m reporting you for spam. Most other long term users will too and your acct will be fast tracked as a spam blogger and blocked.

You will not ruin the last non corporate site for us, especially by trying to treat this site like influencers matter. If you get popular, it’s bc you’re a clown w a skill not bc your hot or rich or skinny, got it?

#holy shit at people in the notes this isn't 'tyrannical' it's basic courtesy AND against the tos #the spam report button is easily accessible for this exact reason #cross tagging is absolutely reportable spam according to tos so just don't do it #it also doesn't get you any more notes it just pisses people off

Like for real guys: This is against TOS. It is not allowed. It is spam. IT is not less spam because you are not a botfarm. Don't do it.

Wake up babe new fish dropped

@sarahmackattack everyone is gonna go crazy for this beauty

hell yeah

Squidazzled.

Link to the NOAA page on the Strawberry Squid with the gorgeous pictures <3

True.

does anyone have the gamer dance gif because i need it

This? 

Hmm…………….. not quite. try again

Only gif I got, boss.

Spades Slick and Clubs Deuce.

Rats vs Mice

(To be clear, this is not an anti-mouse post. Small cute animals should be allowed to be a little fucked up.)

all cops are bastards because all cops are just doing their jobs

“I’m just doing what I’m told. If I am ordered to remove gold fillings from refugees theeth then that’s what I’ll do”, says police officer Michael Hansen. Just thought I’d add this since not a lot of people outside of the nordic countries seem to have seen it. This is a danish police officer discussing a new danish law that says the police should seize the possesions and money of refugees to finance the integration.

He uh, skipped awful quickly to “stealing gold fillings” didn’t he?

Karkat: I'M BUILT DIFFERENT (INCORRECTLY)

Cult of the Lamb Fandub

My Patreon

Some sketches mashing up Cult of the Lamb with quotes from SnapCube's "Shadow the Hedgehog Real-Time Fandub".

Nam June Paik (1932-2006) — "Uncle" (from the series Family of Robots) [television casings, electronic components, speaker cone, cathode-ray tube, metal, enamel paint, ten cathode-ray tube televisions and video 1986]

My therapist legitimately brought up Meet the Robinsons at my session today and now i'm thinking about myself in the context of "oh god this is some Goob-ass thinking rn"

people are really starting on butches being masculine is "gender conforming" because it's "expected". fully losing the term gnc because ppl are intimidated by butches being themselves and femmes loving them

this is just repackaged "masc privilege" rhetoric and saying that masculine women are "men actually". within that is the insinuaton that femmes who love us are "hyper feminine women" and are being tricked into "satisfying the patriarchy by predatory butches". these people feel intimidated by our reclamation and repurposing of femininity and masculinity for lesbians.

femmes and butches are not perpetuating patriarchal standards. this targeting of "hyper masculinity" is radfem rhetoric. "hyper femininity" is also another term that is thrown around. most of us butches can't help that our anatomy is considered "ugly and masculine". attempting to punish femmes for being attracted to us IS misogyny and actually perpetuating lesbophobic rhetoric.

Okay so like two months ago JWalnut on twitter proposed a fakemon challenge where you change one letter of a pokemon's name to create a variant, and I came up with a really good one but only just had an opportunity to draw it. So here's Voltoob and Erectrode

harbinger

As it’s been “retired” from the homestuck catalogue, it has now been made publicly available for free. If you want to donate some money that’s fine, but hardly required. The album is 7 years old at this point.

Thanks for coming ‘round again. I don’t know if people still use this site much but reblogs to spread the word would probably be good.

neocities guide - why you should build your own html website

what is neocities?

why should I make my own website?

what would I even put on a website?

getting started: neocities/html guide

fun stuff to add to your site

web revival manifestos & communities

in conclusion

Go build a website!

With that story of the person buying a pregnancy test being sent formula samples in the mail getting traction recently, it needs to be pointed out that this is not new.

With my most recent pregnancy in 2020, I started receiving formula samples in the mail from Similac and Enfamil in my first trimester. My email was quickly passed between pregnancy and baby specific companies and my inbox became flooded with emails advertising countless products and services.

I was harassed by 2 cord blood storage companies after briefly browsing one of their websites. After my baby was diagnosed as terminal, I had a phone conversation with a rep who tried to convince me multiple times to store her cord blood for my future babies.

After Sam was born/died, within a week of my delivery I received a congratulations letter and offer from Gerber Life Insurance in the mail, also without my consent. I continued receiving formula coupons despite reporting her death to the companies multiple times, and even now I receive toddler formula coupons from time to time.

Amazon has tracked my purchases to the point that they know I (should) have a 19 month old and will advertise me toddler and baby things for girls, despite never having linked an AGAB to my Amazon account.

This level of capitalistic surveillance of pregnancy in the US specifically is not new and with the repeal of Roe v. Wade it should terrify you.

Reading reviews for havdalah candles written by unsuspecting Christian housewives who bought them to use for dinner candles is my new passion. I’ll be laughing for an eternity.

Imagine letting a candle burn that looks like this once lit:

For an hour.

Dude, get the wine!

Different havdalah candle, same guy.

Pls…

For my goyische followers: Havdalah is a service to mark the end of shabbat and the beginning of the week. The flame is big so that everyone at the service can see it. You also only have it lit for a few minutes before extinguishing it (traditionally in wine). They are not table candles. My guess is that these people bought them because they’re pretty and braided without knowing or caring what they’re used for.

For my Jewish followers: the goyim are at it again.

It needs to be multiple wicks, and I think a tall flame is just what happens in that situation