Re-lit Blunt

I had to mentally send myself a reaction image the other day. I ran up the stairs on all fours, said to myself “i’m such a locationpilled scampercel” and then perfectly envisioned this image

dont be scared, even cryptids probably cum

the senate is lying to us

i was really high attempting to reference this tweet but reading it back the next day just sounds like fucking qanon sorry

I’m taking L’s you did not even know existed

Another wizard has been found torn asunder in Elf Pussy Forest

What was he doing in the Elf Pussy Forest?

Fracking

And their third album "We Feel We Have Not Properly Atoned For Party Rocking"

girl are you ok you’ve been seeing a lot of intimacy in everyday objects and mundane situations

Playing with my dolls in my mind palace. Making them fight

Now I'm making them lez out

Scientists have discovered an ancient sumerian form of sensitive white boy swag

There's faggot shit happening in the abandoned megastructure

Don't forget to sleep on your neck at a weird angle tonight. I love you

Going to need this guy's lawyer

i think "take a hike" is like the funniest response to someone. like dude just get outta here. and go experience the wonder of nature for a bit

ancestral form of touch grass

Jesse. Jesse meth isn't the only thing we're cooking. Because today's video was sponsored by Hello Fresh.

why am i incapable of expressing myself. i get excited i’m like “i’m gonna SHIT EVERYWHERE.” girl what.

oh my god im going fucking crazy *continues to live exactly the same*