how do i change a tire
well first you have to get male pregnant
So with mpreg how do you think the baby comes out. No c sections
can you guys ask me how to change a tire or something
I had to mentally send myself a reaction image the other day. I ran up the stairs on all fours, said to myself “i’m such a locationpilled scampercel” and then perfectly envisioned this image
the senate is lying to us
i was really high attempting to reference this tweet but reading it back the next day just sounds like fucking qanon sorry
Another wizard has been found torn asunder in Elf Pussy Forest
What was he doing in the Elf Pussy Forest?
Fracking
And their third album "We Feel We Have Not Properly Atoned For Party Rocking"
girl are you ok you’ve been seeing a lot of intimacy in everyday objects and mundane situations
Playing with my dolls in my mind palace. Making them fight
Now I'm making them lez out
Scientists have discovered an ancient sumerian form of sensitive white boy swag
There's faggot shit happening in the abandoned megastructure
Don't forget to sleep on your neck at a weird angle tonight. I love you
Going to need this guy's lawyer
i think "take a hike" is like the funniest response to someone. like dude just get outta here. and go experience the wonder of nature for a bit
ancestral form of touch grass
Jesse. Jesse meth isn't the only thing we're cooking. Because today's video was sponsored by Hello Fresh.
why am i incapable of expressing myself. i get excited i’m like “i’m gonna SHIT EVERYWHERE.” girl what.
oh my god im going fucking crazy *continues to live exactly the same*





